Eboni Dark'ness Clucking Raven Way

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This feels like one of those “how did you get radicalized” memes

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I worked for KFC a long as time ago. I’m glad it was an era of paper applications and phone call interaction. The internet was not a factor. This is fucking ridiculous.

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  • Ozymandias1688@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m sure you meant to say “clucking ridiculous”.

    I’ll see myself out.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “We need a way to let our applicants down in a firm, but fun way!”

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you’re cluckin delighted then you’d’ve cluckin hired me motherclucker

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  • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They can’t just tell it like it is, cuz they’re chicken

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This made me cry blood very gothly

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  • DigitalPirate@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was depressed so I slit my wrists sexily

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The secret to getting work at KFC is applying old school … with a paper application so greasy, it’s see-through.

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• Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Even applications to Gregg’s (UK bakery chain famous for sausage rolls) require 1000 word personal statements

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  the special ingredient is cruelty.

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• hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  you mothercluckers!

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