Innocent until proven guilty

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• CelloMike@lemmy.world ⁨38⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  This was something I didn’t expect to find weird when I visited the US - you guys have giant billboards for lawyers everywhere

  (The one that stuck out was always “the attorney that rocks!” with a picture of a dreadlocks metalhead lawyer, loved that one)

  And it’s always really person-focussed, not the business - elsewhere you might get an advert saying “Call XYZ Associates”, there it’s “CALL TODD at XYZ”

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨27⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    A lot of Americans are in such dismal financial straights that they can only dream of striking it rich via winning the lottery, or a big, juicy lawsuit.

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    • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      A big, juicy lawsuit is the reason I own my house outright and don’t have rent/mortgage payments. Which in turn means I can get by on the very little money I make on my hobbies.

      So … yeah. Lawsuit for the win?

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  This has that “Better Call Saul” vibes.

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Luigi did nothing wrong!

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    • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Are we even sure that CEO was ever a real person? I think the whole thing is a made up story and that guy never even existed at all!

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• garth@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  This is why you shut the fuck up.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨26⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    “Just because you didn’t do it, doesn’t mean they won’t throw your ass in jail.”

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• lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Take the “L”. Go with Larry L.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    “I have represented hundreds of clients, and I have never been convicted!”

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