My smoking partner once told me he got some illegal treats from a eugenicist named Paul back when he was just a young boy. I asked him what they were but he just kept giving me these ridiculous cryptic answers like “fibreglass cotton balls” and “sporadic fish crystals”. One day I had enough so I took his smokes away and smoked them all by myself. A message appeared in the smoke that finally explained the secrets of Paul the eugenicist, his secrets were too dark that even I can’t repeat them. So if you ask me what they are I’m sorry but fibreglass cotton balls give me cuts all over my rectum when I shove them in my ass.
im not telling you woof
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affenlehrer@feddit.org 59 minutes ago
If there’s on thing I learned from watching a lot of true crime, it’s this: ALWAYS ASK FOR A LAWYER
No chit chat before, first thing you do is ask for a lawyer and then keep your mouth closed.