Waddling intensifies
An emotional rollercoaster
Submitted 3 hours ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Tm12@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
Certified shit post
misspelledusernme@piefed.social 2 hours ago
“almost”. They seem suspiciously relieved as they reach the driveway
Rhaedas@fedia.io 1 hour ago
That's the "I might be okay" moment, followed by the body's too early, "oh, we're there?" at the last few feet. Sometimes you can distract the mind a bit more by focusing on something else while you make the last steps. A lot like how flying works in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, you have to notice something totally off-topic and forget you're about to hit the ground.
mrbeano@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
Indeed. One of the most important steps to take to not shit your pants, is to stop thinking about how you’re about to shit your pants. 🙏
Zwiebel@feddit.org 26 minutes ago
Mate thinks rollercoasters only go down
spicytuna62@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
If I got to say, “Oh thank fuck I made it,” I’d be relieved, too.
9point6@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Idk I don’t seem to count myself as having made it until I’m sat
In my experience there’s an inverse square law where the urge approaches infinity with proximity to the bowl
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 2 hours ago
The urge comes in waves
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 hour ago
Judging my the red dot location op put their butt out the window & let er’ rip.
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
I’ll bet you could find their address just from this snippet of map. Maybe I’m too paranoid.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
they live at 123 fake street, washington, california, united states, texas, 12321