That explains it!

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• Masimatutu@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can’t just say “perchance”

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    • Techmaster@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The first amendment disagrees.

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    • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Perchance you can.

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  • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is there a copy of that entire paper anywhere? Dude seems like a visionary.

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    • Masimatutu@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Unfortunately it is fake

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• CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What if Mario drugs???

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• Zink@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Try stabbing mario and watch him shrink

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t stab him when he’s already shrunk.

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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The defendant ate a supernova, became invincible, then music began to play rapidly as he massacred numerous turtles.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  GIMME A GREEN ONE, COP! THEN YOU’LL SEE!

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    [Grabs cops gun and shoots self.]

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