Submitted 1 year ago by Damaskox@lemmy.world to games@lemmy.world
(Idea taken from a similar post I saw in Reddit a longer time ago)
I would probably get a knife in my ribs before I notice anything and be left to lie in the street 😅
I hunt mushrooms and apples for the next 5 days till I max out my supply in the stash and carefully avoid monster encounters because I’m scared shitless and I only get one life this time.
I would like to think I would be some kind of PMC trying to survive in a quarantined zone after mass evacuation. The Russian government has cordoned off the area as a result of some kind of conspiracy by a secretive ‘Umbrella Corp’ style mega corp and has stranded the Russian and Western PMCs that were caught in the area when it closed.
But in reality I would be a Scav and almost immediately killed by some lvl70 Kappa chad.
I’d be thrust into a dog-eat-dog world of 4 warring factions each out to establish dominance and feed themselves. I’d say in a week give or take I’d end up on someone’s dinner plate.
(I played 3/4s through of Tooth and Tail last night in 8 hours).
Ask me again in two weeks and I’d be making a city where cars are banned in Cities Skylines 2.
Sims 4, I really don’t notice anything different.
I crouch on sand, I’d assume. Next to me a woman pulls a purple sword out of her own chest, tells me to get going then disappears. On my other side a sniper with bandaged eyes talks about a piece of her soul before shooting someone.
blade and sorcery VR! It’s sociopath time!
Ahh! Do you enjoy slashing or stabbing more?
GRAVITY MAGIC it’s fun to launch people everywhere
Last game I played was World of Tanks, so…
Society as we know it ended in 1919, after the calamitous fall of every world government. There is no order or law save the will of the Tank Clans, roaming columns of tanks from every nation on the constant prowl for ammunition, fuel and supplies to keep their rampage sustained for even a moment longer.
To be a tanker in this time is to embrace chaos and anarchy. Tank clans commit to bloody battles, fighting to the last man over scarce resources. The victors cannibalize the smouldering wrecks of the fallen for whatever scrap remains. Technological advances come at the cost of hundred fallen, all in the name of making deadlier war machines. This the world I now inhabit, a world of steel and chaos, of armor and war. This is…
The World of Tanks.
Oof! 100% adrenaline until you finally bite the bulle- I mean, the…shells? Sabots?
Or get rammed by a Maus. Good to keep some variety in your life.
OP what game are you describing? I played Middle Earth Shadow of War, so I'd be perched up on a building watching two uruks throttle each other
A text-based Online, browser crime game called TORN
Wow, Torn looks pretty cool, I didn't know there were still games like this
Shadow of War is not actually that bad, I'm on post game and the uruks are like level 65 and I still run into ones that are mortally vulnerable to stealth, or just plain soft headed or dazed when you pin their feet, and all that. Unless you were playing on a higher difficulty, I'm just on normal.
They get a lot more immunities and stuff but all you gotta do is poke them in the one place they're vulnerable and you're still the man. Only the ones with the adaptable trait really learn from their weaknesses before you can kill or brand them, so it's not too bad.
The last game I played was Yu-Gi-Oh Masterduel so I guess I’d be forced to endlessly play Yu-Gi-Oh against people in the real world…
Balder’s Gate would be pretty chill until the illithids transform everyone
I’d probably get beaten up when I had too much of Lae’zel and Shadowheart threatening each other and I finally popped off “Are you two going to fuck or not?”
Schadenfreude and kill bind
I drown or get eaten by aggressive fauna.
The world of Subnautica is not a friendly place for the unprepared.
Well, I’m lost in this ever-changing burning basement and have to shoot my tears at all these weird enemies and hope I find some good power-ups, and hope I can evade Mom.
likely I die crashing my ship into the sun trying to figure out where the fuck this lost civilization went. (outer wilds)
I go hollow, probably
Really hope I can get an entry position at Ryujin Industries (they always seem to be recruiting) so I can afford to not live in the slums and work on getting the skills needed to survive long-term.
Does tabletop count? I become an incredibly powerful Planeswalker and visit zendikar, ravnica, and Kamigawa.
Otherwise, I’ll probably just settle into the grind on a freighter and drift into the starfield.
Isekai?
I’d be kicking some mf’ing shell, that’s for sure!
I don’t know how to ride a horse so I’d probably get mauled by a bear or murdered by outlaws trying to get somewhere civilized.
What do you even do in league of Legends lore? I know nothing about it besides what the champions say in TFT
You progressively get more and more provocative skins. But also a pirate one so I guess it’s ok.
Yar that be true
That really depends.
Crash land near/in the main colony? Eh. I’d be thrown into prison to be beaten or put into Boris’ chair until I was compliant, but after, there’s a chance at a decent life with only some risk of death. At worst, they might decide I’m worth tossing in a Warcasket and joining the Dead watching the walls.
Outside of them? Ehh. Might be able to throw in with a tribe and keep my head down until we’re all slaughtered in a raid. Some of the Empires seem somewhat friendly, could try to offer services cleaning and hauling for a bed in a servant barracks. Completely fucked if I’m caught out by Raiders, Pirates, Insectoids, or Mechanoids.
I find myself incredibly frustrated with the reliability of the Konnersport F1 car.
Armored Core 6, yeah it’s probably not going to end well for me.
Tower Unite plaza… I’d be having a good time I guess lol
Got a nice job with autonomy, quite a bit of credits and a sweet spaceship. If only we could have cats in Starfield
So I’ll be driving a lot of cars and racing them in lobbies filled with kids ramming?
Mugello, Suzuka, your time to shine starts now!
Ohh god, I just turned off Necromunda: Hired Gun. I love Warhammer, and grim dark but as for a long live in Necromunda? Not a chance.
decivex@pawb.social 1 year ago
Drown in rain.