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Harken, mortals, your saviour is born

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • scrion@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cosplay is by www.instagram.com/strawhiskey/

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  • bklyn@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Afraid of what? Spiderowl?

    Puh-lease…

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    • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s biblically accurate furby

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      • bklyn@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I see why Kentucky Ballistics always shoots them before they can take their final form.

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  • bulwark@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thanks, I hate it.

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  • WiseScorpio@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We were visited by Transformers 3000 years ago and this is what made sense to their brain.

    Maybe

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  • bklyn@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have noticed that some things I say are no-nos… (vaginal discharge must be managed)

    so, ADMINS HERE, lemme know: will you only accept ancient mythological busllshit, or will you react violently to the common reality which proves almost everything you ever say is a massive lie?”

    WE have a life to live. I will replace every useless shit with a path to defeat you

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gotta wonder what they were smoking in the middle east 3000 years ago to come up with these biblically accurate angels

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I want one of these “Biblically accurate angels” for my Christmas tree.

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Because Joseph her husband was faithful to the law, and yet did not want to expose her to public disgrace, he had in mind to divorce her quietly. But after he had considered this, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream…

    Joseph: “Holy mother of God!!”

    Angel: “Yeah, funny you should say that…”

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  • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No way, sorry. But it’s not the wings and eyes that make me afraid.

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