I wasn’t just standing there like a dipshit. I was screaming at the party to get the fuck away from that well.
He saw Raistlin—the mage’s ghastly face glistening metallic yellow, his golden eyes red in the red moon’s light—scream something Tanis couldn’t hear.
And then that cunt dropped a Darkness spell and the dumbass Plainsman got smoked.
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krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
In high school my Coke dealers lived in this giant ass Victorian house that had, like, five floors. The first floor had all the living stuff, the second their bedrooms, and the third floor was blocked off.
When I asked why they’d sealed the stairway to the upper floors with plywood, they told me that a bunch of raccoons had got in the house through the roof and that the upper floors were theirs now.