I just came in your cereal. AMA

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• ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When did you realize you were a cerealphile?

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My sexual proclivities are perfectly normal and natural, but your little slutty bowl of Apple Jacks was asking for it.

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    • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I find it interesting that you feel “cerealphile” has negative connotations. Where do those feelings originate?

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Plot twist, AppleJacks is pregnant and is asking for money for an abortion.

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• Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Did you just wank in an oat field and are playing the long game?

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  • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Follow up Q: We’re they wild oats?

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Look in the box.

    I SAID LOOK IN IT

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• phaedrus@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cute, so did I!

  spiderman pointing at spiderman

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think there may be a few thought processes in play there:

    1. “Oops, I didn’t look at what community this was.”

    2. “Wait…this isn’t a meme! Fuck this guy for making me read text!”

    3. “This triggers me because I am a bowl of cereal.”

    4. “I am autistic and believe this person truly did or intends to ejaculate into my breakfast and I need to address this with utmost seriousness.”

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• Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why?

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You walk around with that username and you’re asking me why?

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t eat cereal. Whose did you actually ejaculate into and are you prepared for the sexual assault charge?

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cereal is well known for being really bad at testifying in court.

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes, but trying to trick someone else onto eating your reproductive bodily fluids is sexual assault.

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• Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  this food play stuff isn’t doin anything for me. can we try something else?

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    gets out the Hungry Hungry Hippos game

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• mycatscool@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I hear a lot of women are attracted to cereal killers

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• Naich@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What is the best way to access the hardware PWM functions in the SOC of a Raspberry Pi 5?

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• empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  yay extra protein

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• eezeebee@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Did you make eye contact with Captain Crunch or did you turn the box to hide your shame?

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• SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Uhm… thanks? 🤨

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• FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is that the reason why my cereal always tastes so nutty?

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• SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Who are you? Cereal camer?

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• TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is that a new kink or have you been turning cornflakes into frosties for a while now? Any other party tricks we should be aware of?

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