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Did you just wank in an oat field and are playing the long game?
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Submitted 6 months ago by gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
ccunning@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Follow up Q: We’re they wild oats?
phaedrus@piefed.world 6 months ago
Cute, so did I!
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Why?
hansolo@lemmy.today 6 months ago
I don’t eat cereal. Whose did you actually ejaculate into and are you prepared for the sexual assault charge?
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
[deleted]hansolo@lemmy.today 6 months ago
Yes, but trying to trick someone else onto eating your reproductive bodily fluids is sexual assault.
Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
this food play stuff isn’t doin anything for me. can we try something else?
mycatscool@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I hear a lot of women are attracted to cereal killers
Naich@lemmings.world 6 months ago
What is the best way to access the hardware PWM functions in the SOC of a Raspberry Pi 5?
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
yay extra protein
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Did you make eye contact with Captain Crunch or did you turn the box to hide your shame?
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Uhm… thanks? 🤨
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 6 months ago
Is that the reason why my cereal always tastes so nutty?
SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
Who are you? Cereal camer?
TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Is that a new kink or have you been turning cornflakes into frosties for a while now? Any other party tricks we should be aware of?
ccunning@lemmy.world 6 months ago
When did you realize you were a cerealphile?
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
ccunning@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I find it interesting that you feel “cerealphile” has negative connotations. Where do those feelings originate?
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Plot twist, AppleJacks is pregnant and is asking for money for an abortion.