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Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wanna see me play Beethoven while closing my eyelids?

    Wanna learn the strings just like I did?

    Try classics and see how enjoyable your life is?

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      But hark!
      I need to get my hearing straight
      I need to figure out which Sonata I
      want as my serenade

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  • MIDItheKID@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hate being that guy, but it’s “Hi, kids” not “Hey, kids”. It’s actually integral to the rhyme.

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    • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Hey kids,
      You like Beyblade?
      Wanna see me stick my
      Feynmann chart in your lemonade?

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  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Of course they’re going to know what the marital bed is by the time they are in fourth year of schooling, they read encyclopedia volumes, don’t they?”

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Fiddler’s back. Back again.

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Will that damn fiddler on my roof
      please shut up
      please shut up
      Im tryna sleep here

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  • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Is that Eminem?

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    • TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The famous violinist. Yes.

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    • kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Exactly what I thought too!

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      • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It is. It’s a play on his line that says “Hi kids, do you like violence?” in My Name Is.

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  • Crostro@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Do you want to watch me play Rachmaninoff on a Stradivarius?

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yes, I do like Primus.

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  • Angelevo@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nobody should like violence. Unfortunately, this world still requires some every now and then. :(

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    • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What about violins?

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      • Angelevo@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Everyone loves those!

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  • SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    9 inch snails

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