During Pride month, Target sells shirts and flags. Gun ranges?

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• The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t that cause the bullets to not fly straight?

  Oh!

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  • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Exactly! Bringing a whole new meaning to ‘Gays gotta Slay’.

    Also, you’re a fucking mod here?! Congrats

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Omg, I am. Someone’s having a laugh. Lol

      Although I guess I’m on Lemmy enough and don’t mind helping if I see something that needs moderating though.

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    • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      In my experience, that’s my mother’s job. She lets me know frequently…

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  • setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    They’re gonna keyhole so hard, ugh.

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• FunkyMonk@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Yeah I don't trust those, I've used them before and sometimes you barely touch them and they just go off.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    It was ONE TIME!

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  • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    They have medication for that now

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  • creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    At least they’re hard as metal

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• dipshit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Bunch of little pricks.

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  • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Okay, that’s good.

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    • dipshit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      My MC name is Lil Box o’ Dicks.

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  • setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Don’t worry, it’s 9mm so it will just go in and out.

    *Oh right. *

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• tubaruco@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  i like how this isnt nsfw but random memes saying “fuck” in the caption are

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  It’s only gay because they don’t fly straight.

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• havokdj@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Those’ll really fuck anything they go into

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• NeverNudeNo13@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  For those of you who don’t know… the caliber is usually known as 9mm Parabellum… so there is a joke in there too.

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    For those who don’t know, extended edition:

    Parabellum is from the phrase ‘Si vis pacem, para bellum’ ( if you want peace, prepare for war), which is adapted from a statement found in Roman author Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus’s tract Dē Rē Mīlitārī.

    The sentence was the motto of the Deutsche Waffen und Munitionsfabriken, the German weapons and munitions factory, which developed the 7.65 mm and 9mm parabellum rounds.

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• squiblet@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  rifle cocked and ready to rock...

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• cacheson@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Something something penetrator tip

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• cosmictrickster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Deep penetration. Hell of a cum shot.

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• creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Man ever since Jerry visited the shooting range he’s been a real dick in the head

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• majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Can come down my barrel any day

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Great now it’s stuck in there

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• ThePantser@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Gonna give you 😎 just the tip.

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