When they told me to invest in bitcoin, I bought all this at $20 dollars an ounce 100 years ago.

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• Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You should of seen how much aluminum I had before they invented a cheap method of making it, so im still recovering my loses

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  • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I never financially recovered from the saltpeter crash.

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m still hoping these tulip bulbs will regain their value.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Neat! Now… how do you turn that into drugs?

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The real drug was money all along.

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Aw-fooey!

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Alchemy

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  • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Very carefully

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• python@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My low-class ass had no idea gold bars were stored with the smaller side down like that, TIL

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  • Doxin@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Easier to pick up that way I’d guess.

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    • causepix@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Less likely to slide around. That’s a lot of downward force (about 30g/oz) to have the base be larger than the surface it sits on.

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• folekaule@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My fat ass: “a vault full of chicken breast?”

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  • crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    no, that’s wrapped butter.

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Chicken bouillon

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some of those are clearly stacked out of order.

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