How does Edward Scissorhands pee?

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• QuarterSwede@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thought he was a robot …

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I just finished watching the movie again, and you’re right 👍

    Tim Burton’s works are rather odd…

    Happy Halloween!

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    • QuarterSwede@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean it’s not easy to spot if you aren’t paying attention. His maker made robots for food processing. His torso was sitting on a desk but his leg was lying in front of himself and it’s not quite clear. That’s the only shot that alludes to him not being real. Tim Burton has a wild imagination.

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• dhork@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Carefully

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• swordgeek@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Very very.

  Very.

  Carefully.

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• bus_factor@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Spray and pray

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• T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Catheter

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• Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  To pee is easy.

  It goes by itself, if needed,
  and the famous “to pee or not to pee”
  is actually out of the question.

  But let me ask the bonus question here:

  How does he jerk off?

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Once…

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You haven’t seen Edward Penishands?!

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  • BlueEther@no.lastname.nz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    that’s it, you win the internet for today

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Trickles down one leg. Both, if he’s unlucky.

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• Ziggurat@jlai.lu ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you sit down you don’t need the hand, and if you use the hands you loose the pipe giving you the option between standing and sitting. (Well actually he is so precise, sure he could wipe with his hand without cutting)

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• xxce2AAb@feddit.dk ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t know, but I think we can confidently conjecture that it’s either very hard… or very easy.

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