Zwuzelmaus
@Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org
- Comment on How often do guys have a haircut? 4 days ago:
When I need too much of the shampoo :)
- Comment on How does the Chinese government even work 4 days ago:
very easy to confirm.
Of course it is easy, when 1 billion people would readily help you with confirming the right truth.
/s
- Comment on Is there or has there ever been information illegal to possess or have? 4 days ago:
Instructions how to build a nuclear bomb.
They have been so very illegal during the very first years of the internet that the scanning of content by police and 3 letter agencies was invented especially because of that.
Then many people made fun of the fact, for example by putting fake hints into the footers of their e-mails or forum posts, and maybe this was the beginning of all memes.
- Comment on How does the Chinese government even work 4 days ago:
Read Xi’s promotion history.
Do not believe everything that you read, especially if it is history of very powerful persons.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
It means better get your distance, fast as possible.
- Comment on how are you able to care more about your job itself than the people at your job? 6 days ago:
smart guys who avoid drama have this ability I lack: to do their job, even if it means working more than an established, well connected lazy group of people.
Getting smart cannot be done in 1 step.
You need to go 2 steps in their right order:
Smart guys do their 30 minute pause and then keep working, even if the lazier ones have longer pauses.
Your step 1:
Once every day, exactly once, you must yell at them while they sit around extending their pause. Be loud enough so that at least 10 of the patients can hear it and understand it. Call them lazy etc. Be specific enough so that you feel better after saying it aloud.
Your step 2:
After practising step 1 for a while, you will get smarter.
- Comment on How popular/important do you have to be for your death by homicide to be labeled as an "assassination"? What if the homicide is for a private matter that's separate from their importance? 1 week ago:
The cheapest way is this:
Just tell your mom, when the press comes asking, the very first thing she says should be: “It was an assassination!”
- Comment on Were both parties cheated on? 1 week ago:
It’s cheating, yes, but it’s also childish behaviour. I tend to guess 30/70 even.
All of them have yet to do some growing up.
- Comment on does the new employee eventually stop being the one given the most tasks? 1 week ago:
Then one possible solution for you is to just get over it.
- Comment on does the new employee eventually stop being the one given the most tasks? 1 week ago:
they get to enjoy a one hour pause while I do a 30 minute one.
Is that all?
The whole post about that problem, and as soon as the pause problem is solved, then your life is good again?
Just trying to confirm.
- Comment on What is the first electronic device kids get these days? (Desktop, Laptop, Tablet, Phone, Game consoles?) 2 weeks ago:
Tonies
- Comment on The USA prided itself on a nation of immigrant, heck even the Statue of Liberty says it. When did immigrants (US citizens from the old world) become anti immigrant and why? 2 weeks ago:
As soon as they settled down and thought, now they have got something to loose.
- Comment on Are there "headhunters" that work *for* you? 2 weeks ago:
Yes, but.
They can do certain things for you, like giving advice, or help you to brush up your resume.
But most of them don’t go all the way for you, because that’s not their business model: they make most of their money from “the other side”.
- Comment on what does it mean being nice to your coworkers to you? 2 weeks ago:
I still believe none of your answers is going to help me
OK, so,… I guess we should just make fun of you?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
The answer is yes, it is normal for a human to sweat like a pig. Pigs and humans have nearly the same skin.
It would be very strange if he sweated like a horse, or like a dog ;-)
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Pigs sweat (nearly) all the time.
- Comment on Is streetwear a joke? 2 weeks ago:
Fashion is, when you buy things that are so ugly that you definitely want everything new after half a year :)
- Comment on Hypothetically, if you have memory problems and need to write down events, is there a system which you can verify that its not tampered with? (Like a digital checksum, but for a journal) 2 weeks ago:
system which you can verify that its not tampered with?
Blockchain technology is one possibility to store data in a way that it cannot be changed later.
- Comment on Hypothetically, if you have memory problems and need to write down events, is there a system which you can verify that its not tampered with? (Like a digital checksum, but for a journal) 2 weeks ago:
You still can’t know if it’s complete.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
37 is one third of 111 and you can call that “old”… but it’s also a funny number :)
- Comment on I'm on the spectrum. How do I live the rest of my life? 3 weeks ago:
I’m not a patient person.
Even that is a choice.
the easy answer.
“Choosing” to give another answer feels completely strange, foreign, not me
Oh, come on. Life starts when you get your lazy ass up and try it ; -)
- Comment on I'm on the spectrum. How do I live the rest of my life? 3 weeks ago:
are you telling me to start telling them
Not this time. It’s a theoretical answer to this kind of question. You decide if and when to use it.
- Comment on I'm on the spectrum. How do I live the rest of my life? 3 weeks ago:
I like how you present this as a choice
And it’s true. Everything you do has been your choice to do.
what do I do with people like this? I simply don’t care about their beliefs
But don’t you see the possibilities there? Your choice!
Especially with the “ranting ones” it is so easy to give them peace (because they can hardly ever see through it): just fake a little understanding, listen just a little longer and then finish it by (for example) telling them that it was nice talking and now you are going to continue with your work.
- Comment on I'm on the spectrum. How do I live the rest of my life? 3 weeks ago:
what bothers and triggers me is people constantly asking why I don’t talk more
I have developed an answer to such questions:
I play chess. If you know that game: when it’s my turn, there are many possible moves. I can make only one. I can think about many of the other possibilities, but usually not all of them. So in the end, I am going to have one answer to the question “why did I…?” Only one is needed. And I am going to have only a few answers to all the possible questions “why didn’t I…?”. Maybe two or three, sometimes maybe even five of these possible moves that I decided against. But there will always be so many more possible moves (about 30 by average), where I don’t know the reason why I didn’t choose to make them. And in real life there are even more possibilities what I could do. Every second I do a thing, and I don’t do so many other things… And that’s why that question “why didn’t you?” is so boring, and so useless.
- Comment on Do farts at least nominally increase the overall temperature of the room in which they are extruded? 3 weeks ago:
Farts are always 37°, your core temperature.
Therefore: yes, your fart heats up the room.
If one was already profoundly hypothermic,
Your skin is way cooler, and your arms and legs, but your core remains very close to 37.
If your core goes profoundly below 35°, you don’t care about farting anymore.
- Comment on Do farts at least nominally increase the overall temperature of the room in which they are extruded? 3 weeks ago:
And you need streaming video, because I want to watch, but I don’t want to be in the same room.
- Comment on Do farts at least nominally increase the overall temperature of the room in which they are extruded? 3 weeks ago:
If you’re hypothermic to the point where your fart is cold, it might be beneficial
… then your body is already dead, and the fart is involuntary
- Comment on Has a woman ever orgasmed by subwoofer? 3 weeks ago:
See the movie “Private Parts”!
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
If he were emancipated: wouldn’t he do only half of the chores? ; -)
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
NTA you are not the asshole. It seems somewhat feasable and legit, if everybody agrees.
But still I recommend against the idea.
Reason: Conflicts between ex and gf will arise. They are unavoidable. Life in general will become more difficult for all. Life for the kids has just started to be more difficult anyway (the teenage years). In all this, I cannot help the impression that you are the kind that avoids conflicts instead of resolving them.