funny little guys

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• Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  First fossil evidence of the fig tree is from about 20M years ago. Conodonts went extinct about 200M years ago.

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  • zedgeist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Go lick some wool, fig eater.

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    • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A conodont crying

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• Faydaikin@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Lint Licker” suddenly resurfaced in my brain.

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “You’re an expired coupon”

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• toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  When I was a kid, I saw a short clip of a show about which I knew - and know - basically nothing. In it, the (presumed) protagonist is interacting with an insouciant genie styling itself as a goth woman. He wishes for the return of his (violently, I think?) dead friend, which is granted, but his friend is just angrily glaring at him. He then wishes for his friend to be able to speak, to communicate. The genie warns him that he doesn’t want that, but he insists. The wish granted, the friend simply starts screaming.

  I’ve wondered for years what that show was, as it seemed interesting; but also, the response in this screenshot reminds me of that scenario.

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  • zout@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    this is an X-files episode. The friend was killed shortly before because he got run over by a car after he had the genie turn him invisible.

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Amazing. I thought it was a whole show about a bumbling guy and a genie. I can’t even remember anyone in my house ever watching X-Files. Thanks!

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    • MBM@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He learns that the man in the picture was extremely wealthy and lucky for a short period, before he died with a giant oversized penis

      Presented without comment (lol)

      Mulder finds pictures of the jinniyah next to Benito Mussolini in the 1930s and next to Richard Nixon in the 1960s

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• Frostbeard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Looks an awful lot like lampreys…

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That looks like something Will Wright’s Spore autogenerated.

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• JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Lead eater” - “Fuck you too, mercury enjoyer”

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• Psaldorn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  After seeing Dreamcatcher, not a fan.

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Cover your butt hole

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    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh my!

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