Will it end life on earth? I don't fucking care

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• sga@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t care about cockroaches, they do not worry me much. I also do not care about like 95% of mosquito species which do not “annoy” humans. I just want the remaining 5% to vanish

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  • GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Cockroaches do a lot of litter cleanup out in nature. I worry about what might happen if they vanished. But those malaria mosquitoes can fuck right off to Hell as far as I’m concerned.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But my favorite porn star is dead. :(

  Replace cockroaches with chiggers, you got a deal.

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Does this imply you’ll have miraculous healing powers, necromancy, time travelling or straight up necrophilia?

    Are you ready to roll those dice?

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If I could bring Anne Howe/Melissa Ashley (same person) back from the dead? Brother, I am rolling.

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  • communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wow and this is how I find out my mom is dead??

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• RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I can already call OP’s mom whenever I want so…

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Never meet your heroes.

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  • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’re right that hero slamming the correct button might not be as cool as they look.

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• edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Hey baby, bet you’ve never seen a disappointment like this before”

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Jewelz Blu here I come!

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is tempted to push red button, hesitates

  “It will end life on Earth.”

  lower panel

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