Michael Jackson: burns hair and face by accident
Rammstein: hold my Flammenwerfer
Submitted 8 months ago by DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Michael Jackson: burns hair and face by accident
Rammstein: hold my Flammenwerfer
There’s a timeline where Elon did this instead and went all in on the flamethrower thing rather than all the retarded Twitter stuff.
What a blessed timeline that must be.
Imagine the timeline, Elon never became an asshole, the ultimate pyrotechnic show, fireworks going off, this strange happy man has flamethrowers and a jetpack, behind him a dozen synchronized Falcon 9 rockets take off and engage in a choreographed aerial ballet.
People post videos of it online, because Twitter still exists as a functional platform.
Eh, he’s still reckless and popular with easily influenced angry young men. Elon’s Arsons is a thing. You win some; you lose some.
Oh yeah, the rapist
Looks like an awesome idea....until your nose begins to itch...
Can’t you see the nose scratcher right in front of him??
Built like a bear. The right to bear arms.
I think I saw them in like 2002… Crazy they’ve been doing that shit for so long.
Saw them this year in Denmark. Good show but pretty poor venue. No amphitheater slope, so unless you were in the bleachers or way up front it was pretty tough to see anything
Yeah the place I saw them was really small actually. Thinking back on it, I don’t know how they ever let them do a show there with that much fire. I was in the balcony but could have hit Till with my beer if I wanted.
Was that the tour with Slipknot and System of a Down? I saw them then too, and it was great.
No. With Godhead (terrible) and Crossbreed (amazing for the time). Just searched and seems like that was a much smaller tour a few months before the one you went to.
Woman: I just don’t feel like having sex right now…
Till:
Not sure if it’s a joke because that would be attractive or because he’s a rapist
OH, fire arms! Not firearms.
Sektor?
scytale@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Everyone needs to see Rammstein live at least once in their lives.
lemmylommy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Just don’t get too close to Till if you are a woman.
hOrni@lemmy.world 8 months ago
What do You mean? Women are less fireproof than men?
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Allegedly
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
How about we don’t encourage a rapist instead?
Huby@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Innocent until proven guilty? If I said you raped me, are you a rapist now?
The investigation was dropped because of lack of evidence.
Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
We aren’t rapist apologists. But the investigation was dropped due to a lack of evidence. What else can people do to proof their innocence to people like you?
justabigemptyhole@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If I stream Feuer Frei um keinen Preis, is that supporting rape?
disconnectikacio@lemmy.world 8 months ago
No, the majority here are who fed up with fake rape charges of #metoo…
Katrisia@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Apparently, Lemmy doesn’t believe the man who writes misogynistic lyrics can be sexist. It’s the same all over the internet. Quoting Reddit users:
One does not need to believe the sexual allegations to see that, still, something’s fishy, especially with the lead singer. The lyrics, the orgies, etc. For years, I have disliked songs and interviews because of this, but it all gets the “It’s satire” or “It’s symbolism” pass.
CheeseToastie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
At least before they transition away from fossil fuels
stainless@feddit.de 8 months ago
mounts tesla coils to arms
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 months ago
How do they intend to do that? Their pyrotechnics are second to none.
WarmSoda@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Absolutely! I’ll never forget their show. It’s wild.
hOrni@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ve seen them twice, so I can average out one person who hasn’t seen them.
Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 8 months ago
I had tickets and then COVID happened, then Brexit happened and they aren’t coming to the UK anymore. :(
JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Four times ova here
Thteven@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Hands down the best live show I’ve ever been to.