I love the line highlighted on the right side, “light is the source of surprise and toilet romance”
Lol
Submitted 3 weeks ago by KingDingbat@lemmy.world to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
I love the line highlighted on the right side, “light is the source of surprise and toilet romance”
Lol
Step Toilet, why are you flashing your lights at me like that?
It’d be a lot better if the surprise came from the bidet. Possible 5/5
The three seashells. Heat, power, and pulsation pattern.
This is obviously just a poor translation. I can tell you from experience that toilets like this are pretty cool.
www.homedepot.com/p/…/331933087
I’m pretty sure that Google Translate is better at getting a reasonable tone out Chinese->English translation than whatever they used.
…this…crap… mildly infuriates me…
Pass. Toto Ultra + Toto bidet ftw.
Really good for constipation because these toilets emit loud sounds which scare the shit outta you
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Maybe the surprise is there to scare the shit out of the person using it.
expatriado@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
and cure your hiccups at the same time
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ah yes. The five nights at freddies skibidi toilet bidet.