I'm sorry... the last place I want a surprise is while using the toilet...

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• frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Really good for constipation because these toilets emit loud sounds which scare the shit outta you

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• CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Maybe the surprise is there to scare the shit out of the person using it.

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    and cure your hiccups at the same time

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ah yes. The five nights at freddies skibidi toilet bidet.

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• Mothra@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I love the line highlighted on the right side, “light is the source of surprise and toilet romance”

  Lol

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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Step Toilet, why are you flashing your lights at me like that?

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• miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’d be a lot better if the surprise came from the bidet. Possible 5/5

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  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The three seashells. Heat, power, and pulsation pattern.

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• protist@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is obviously just a poor translation. I can tell you from experience that toilets like this are pretty cool.

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• tal@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  www.homedepot.com/p/…/331933087

  I’m pretty sure that Google Translate is better at getting a reasonable tone out Chinese->English translation than whatever they used.

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• KingDingbat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  …this…crap… mildly infuriates me…

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• comador@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pass. Toto Ultra + Toto bidet ftw.

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