Submitted 1 day ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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you know what they say about guys with big ID books
Literally once of the first dates I took my (now) wife on. She was in an entomology class and I lived in the foothills. I took her on a hike to collect insects for a class project. We also collected a roadkill snake on the way home for her to clean and articulate the skeleton.
Not too crushed up?
No, that was why we picked it up. It was in like-new condition.
Brains are the most attractive feature imo. Perhaps I am a zombie.
What in the grammar
“He kept saying that a stick insect had gone up his shorts, and it was for the good of all insectdom for us to find it and document its secretions.”
My dream date would be co-op in Elden Ring and they end up soloing the hardest bosses without taking a hit. That would be so hot.
Girl, will you be my junebug? There is no metaphor; I think junebugs are the best in the world and you are the bestest junebug.
I won’t stop dating and, heck, I might be true happy if someone feels the same w/me, but dayum if I dont wish someone who woud interlock fingers with me after saying above sentence
But if that isn’t a metaphor, then you’re literally asking her to be your insect. I mean, I don’t judge fetishes, but borderline feels rude.
zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
He kept raving about seeing an Insulindian Phasmid, and wouldn’t shut up about leftist theory.
Taalnazi@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This would literally work on me
zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Tequila Sunrise loves you, baby.
lena@gregtech.eu 1 day ago
Same :3
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 day ago
men want only one thing as he’s fucking amazing