I'll be doing their dad sooner then 5 years

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Interviewer: She has passed away

  Me: Even better

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  • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    so anytime is convenient, great.

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• voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have a similar problem.

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• tourist@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I genuinely don’t know how to answer this question

  “I really don’t know, man. 5 years ago I did not see myself having lived through a global pandemic, be clinically institutionalized twice and have fucking AIs argue with me on the internet. You might as well ask me to describe the 5th spatial dimension.”

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  • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There are two possible answer, none of which is a better options than the other, different company are looking for different answer:

    1 - you want to climb the corporate ladder and want more responsibility => they want that answer if they are planning to grow the team and need people that will take the manager position when that happens 2 - you want stability and to become an expert at that one job, no plan to move (choose whichever personal project of yours outside of work is your focus here, family, house, dogs, sports…) => they want that answer if the team is already quite big and they already have “manager” potential in it. They now need people that will not quit for a better paying job quickly.

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• frog@feddit.uk ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is question job interviewers ask to see if you have any ambition to work up the corporate ladder so you can do more work for the same pay.

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  • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not always, half the time they want to see if you are going to stay where you are and not try to look for another better paying job.

    There is no right answer to this question because different employers are looking for different answers. Best is to answer honestly and if it’s not what they wanted to hear it’s actually best for you cause you dodge that bullet.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In 5 years, you’ll be sitting with HR and argue about how professional is to fuck your boss’s mom.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hell yeah, I always wanted to try a threesome.

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