Sorry, groceries.

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• edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Food is better when someone else makes it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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• Linktank@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Look, the pile of dishes isn’t going to clean itself. I’m also not all that keen on cleaning it.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah. Obviously. That’s why you get a wife.

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    • TheDoozer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah, so you set your standards higher because you’re not on your own anymore, and you realize living in filth is unacceptable.

      (My brother is like that. A mess by himself, but remarkably clean and responsible whenever he’s in a relationship)

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    • FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      😵

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ll do your dishes if you do my meal prep.

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    • Linktank@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Fuckin’ DEAL! How do you like spicy chicken alfredo?!

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• Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There is a third option, the frozen food you bought for an emergency

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Um…since when is Tuesday an emergancy?

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    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The day Bison graces your village may be quite the Tuesday emergency

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    • howrar@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Every day is an emergency

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They keep us overworked and tired, no energy to cook at the end of the day. And it’s hot today, I am not turning on that stove and making it worse

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  • snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And less energy after eating fast food.

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    • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Everyone knows you can’t eat cold and McDonald’s is your saviour

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• troyunrau@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The first mistake was shopping hungry. Those groceries are: a box of ice cream sandwiches, 24 cans of root beer, and a bag of beef jerky – teriyaki style.

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