Look, the pile of dishes isn’t going to clean itself. I’m also not all that keen on cleaning it.
Sorry, groceries.
Submitted 11 months ago by Yutzerfutz@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Linktank@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah. Obviously. That’s why you get a wife.
TheDoozer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah, so you set your standards higher because you’re not on your own anymore, and you realize living in filth is unacceptable.
(My brother is like that. A mess by himself, but remarkably clean and responsible whenever he’s in a relationship)
FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 11 months ago
😵
Mac@mander.xyz 11 months ago
I’ll do your dishes if you do my meal prep.
Linktank@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
There is a third option, the frozen food you bought for an emergency
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Um…since when is Tuesday an emergancy?
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The day Bison graces your village may be quite the Tuesday emergency
howrar@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Every day is an emergency
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They keep us overworked and tired, no energy to cook at the end of the day. And it’s hot today, I am not turning on that stove and making it worse
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And less energy after eating fast food.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 11 months ago
Everyone knows you can’t eat cold and McDonald’s is your saviour
troyunrau@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
The first mistake was shopping hungry. Those groceries are: a box of ice cream sandwiches, 24 cans of root beer, and a bag of beef jerky – teriyaki style.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Food is better when someone else makes it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯