You wouldn’t.
It's only a matter of time before they find out
Submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I would trade bats for no mosquitoes, not even close
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Bats pollinate the plant that is used to make tequila.
UNY0N@linux.community 1 month ago
I hate mosquitoes too, but why do we keep insisting on changing/eliminating other creatures to suit us? Let’s modify OURSELVES to smell like citronella, or better yet, let’s make ourselves grow a thick coat of luscious, too-thick-for -mosquitoes fur! That should be relatively easy, and it would come with other benefits too.
lemmur@szmer.info 1 month ago
Furry spotted
OpenStars@piefed.social 1 month ago
And (genetically) approved 🐒
UNY0N@linux.community 1 month ago
I wish. Just an overworked TTRPG-Obsessed father. I’m currently playing a gnoll, so I tend to look at real world problems through the lens of a big hairy dude.
cm0002@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It would actually be of benefit to many other species (hence the meme)
Many mammals suffer from the scourge that is mosquitos just as much as we do
UNY0N@linux.community 1 month ago
Good point!
Broadfern@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Something something the animals that do eat them will die and the whole ecosystem will collapse.
Or you’re Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Tower@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Here! Educate yourself!
Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Aliens are using earth to rebuild the mosquito population! Without them they will glass the planet.
stacktrace_whisperer@programming.dev 1 month ago
We can’t do that because then mosquito bites will become extinct.
db2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I hate mosquitoes but they do have s valid slot in the food web.
Ticks on the other hand can fuck off and die.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ticks??? No no no no! They’ll fight hard against injustice, with blue muscles and signature battle cry!
db2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The Tick gets a pass.