You wouldn’t.
It's only a matter of time before they find out
Submitted 3 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Godric@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I would trade bats for no mosquitoes, not even close
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Bats pollinate the plant that is used to make tequila.
UNY0N@linux.community 3 weeks ago
I hate mosquitoes too, but why do we keep insisting on changing/eliminating other creatures to suit us? Let’s modify OURSELVES to smell like citronella, or better yet, let’s make ourselves grow a thick coat of luscious, too-thick-for -mosquitoes fur! That should be relatively easy, and it would come with other benefits too.
lemmur@szmer.info 3 weeks ago
Furry spotted
OpenStars@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
And (genetically) approved 🐒
UNY0N@linux.community 3 weeks ago
I wish. Just an overworked TTRPG-Obsessed father. I’m currently playing a gnoll, so I tend to look at real world problems through the lens of a big hairy dude.
cm0002@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It would actually be of benefit to many other species (hence the meme)
Many mammals suffer from the scourge that is mosquitos just as much as we do
UNY0N@linux.community 3 weeks ago
Good point!
Broadfern@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Something something the animals that do eat them will die and the whole ecosystem will collapse.
Or you’re Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Tower@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Here! Educate yourself!
Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Aliens are using earth to rebuild the mosquito population! Without them they will glass the planet.
stacktrace_whisperer@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
We can’t do that because then mosquito bites will become extinct.
db2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I hate mosquitoes but they do have s valid slot in the food web.
Ticks on the other hand can fuck off and die.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ticks??? No no no no! They’ll fight hard against injustice, with blue muscles and signature battle cry!
db2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The Tick gets a pass.