You wouldn’t.
It's only a matter of time before they find out
Submitted 10 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Godric@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I would trade bats for no mosquitoes, not even close
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Bats pollinate the plant that is used to make tequila.
UNY0N@linux.community 10 months ago
I hate mosquitoes too, but why do we keep insisting on changing/eliminating other creatures to suit us? Let’s modify OURSELVES to smell like citronella, or better yet, let’s make ourselves grow a thick coat of luscious, too-thick-for -mosquitoes fur! That should be relatively easy, and it would come with other benefits too.
lemmur@szmer.info 10 months ago
Furry spotted
OpenStars@piefed.social 10 months ago
And (genetically) approved 🐒
UNY0N@linux.community 10 months ago
I wish. Just an overworked TTRPG-Obsessed father. I’m currently playing a gnoll, so I tend to look at real world problems through the lens of a big hairy dude.
cm0002@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It would actually be of benefit to many other species (hence the meme)
Many mammals suffer from the scourge that is mosquitos just as much as we do
UNY0N@linux.community 10 months ago
Good point!
Broadfern@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Something something the animals that do eat them will die and the whole ecosystem will collapse.
Or you’re Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Tower@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Here! Educate yourself!
Spacehooks@reddthat.com 10 months ago
Aliens are using earth to rebuild the mosquito population! Without them they will glass the planet.
stacktrace_whisperer@programming.dev 10 months ago
We can’t do that because then mosquito bites will become extinct.
db2@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I hate mosquitoes but they do have s valid slot in the food web.
Ticks on the other hand can fuck off and die.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ticks??? No no no no! They’ll fight hard against injustice, with blue muscles and signature battle cry!
db2@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The Tick gets a pass.