You wouldn’t.
It's only a matter of time before they find out
Submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Godric@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I would trade bats for no mosquitoes, not even close
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Bats pollinate the plant that is used to make tequila.
UNY0N@linux.community 2 days ago
I hate mosquitoes too, but why do we keep insisting on changing/eliminating other creatures to suit us? Let’s modify OURSELVES to smell like citronella, or better yet, let’s make ourselves grow a thick coat of luscious, too-thick-for -mosquitoes fur! That should be relatively easy, and it would come with other benefits too.
lemmur@szmer.info 2 days ago
Furry spotted
OpenStars@piefed.social 2 days ago
And (genetically) approved 🐒
UNY0N@linux.community 2 days ago
I wish. Just an overworked TTRPG-Obsessed father. I’m currently playing a gnoll, so I tend to look at real world problems through the lens of a big hairy dude.
cm0002@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It would actually be of benefit to many other species (hence the meme)
Many mammals suffer from the scourge that is mosquitos just as much as we do
UNY0N@linux.community 2 days ago
Good point!
Broadfern@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Something something the animals that do eat them will die and the whole ecosystem will collapse.
Or you’re Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Tower@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Here! Educate yourself!
Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 days ago
Aliens are using earth to rebuild the mosquito population! Without them they will glass the planet.
stacktrace_whisperer@programming.dev 2 days ago
We can’t do that because then mosquito bites will become extinct.
db2@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I hate mosquitoes but they do have s valid slot in the food web.
Ticks on the other hand can fuck off and die.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Ticks??? No no no no! They’ll fight hard against injustice, with blue muscles and signature battle cry!
db2@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The Tick gets a pass.