They don't get it. They think we are A holes. And they are right

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• KingGordon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My wife says i have uniquely prepared her to substitute teach 7-8th graders.

  I am proud of this achievement.

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  • atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The SHOTS 😭😭😭

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I admit poop jokes aren’t my favorite, but they’re a solid #2.

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• cattywampas@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And you have to explain a decade of internet lore just to give the background.

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  • dan@upvote.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My wife totally skipped the “lol so random” phase of absurdist internet memes, so she doesn’t appreciate things like Badger Badger Badger, Charlie the unicorn, the Llama song, animutations, etc.

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Damn it she’s asleep I’ll have to show her this one later. Hmm. “Hey babe, check it out they made a statue of you…”

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• sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She always asks to see what I laughed at and then just gives me a blank stare lmao

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    At least she isn’t frowning and looking worried yet

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  • SARGE@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My sense of humor tends to skew towards absurdism the closer to midnight it gets.

    Shit posts make me giggle. I show her and she’s just confused.

    It really doesn’t help when half the shitposts are star trek related.

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Me: Manhole. giggles

  Her: 🙄

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• RedditAdminsSuckIt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She asks what I’m laughing at all the time.

  Even though she knows it’s some top tier brain rot level shit, she still wants to see.

  Sometimes it even gets a laugh out of her

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• DJDarren@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I showed this genuine masterpiece to my partner last night, and they were mystified as to why I found it so incredible.

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well tbf it’s a meme of multiple layer, like ogre.

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    • Mim@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s game ogre man, game ogre.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Woman are incapable of understanding that a male goes through his entire life with a grammar school view of anything sexual.

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Funny how some have downvoted this undeniable fact. But there are some who think by denying the properties of male DNA they can change it.

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• Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My partner and I both grew up on YTMD and mid-2000s /b/

  No one has to explain DSFARGEG and it’s the healthiest (and only) marriage I’ve ever been in

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s important to have shared culture. Even if that culture is on par with the gut biome of a mung jumping aficionado

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• solidgrue@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is so meta it hurts.

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  • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is so meta it hurts.

    Did you fight with Zucc?

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• cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Is that supposed to be funny??”

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• Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Average day of being a woman on Lemmy and feeling excluded and alienated.

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• tourist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t know what it is, but if you tell me “You shouldn’t laugh at this because only 13 year olds laugh at this” before you show me something, I will involuntarily laugh 200% harder.

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• cattywampas@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And you have to explain a decade of internet lore to even give the background.

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