Please advise

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• Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨31⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  If you are sitting, send me your shit.

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• tauren@lemm.ee ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Send me your butterflies.

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• selokichtli@lemmy.ml ⁨40⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  A romantic. I love it.

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• TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Send me your knife?

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  • tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gotta keep the poop knife strapped to the side of the toilet.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      When I’m poopin, I’m strapped. Pop pop pop, plop plop plop.

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      New slogan for toilets: I’m strapped. Are you?

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  • SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Found next to a toilet, in a restaurant. Image

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Good thing you kept it!

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    • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s awesome. Why don’t all business use these? …not the poop knife part but for actual utensils

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• match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  sip

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• Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Poop in this box so we can screen for colon cancer.

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨30⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Bro you have no idea how many people fuck that up. Like they don’t know how to use a fucking zipper and when they send it back, their shit spills all over.

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Some of them are doing it in purpose.

      Some of the employees secretly enjoy it.

      I bet at least one romantic connection has been made this way.

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• tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Semd me your poops. The good ones.

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• StaticFalconar@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dont kink shame

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Is this the Win98 skin for an SMS app?

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Dude. It’s the new winamp skin. Get with it.

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Need address

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