When my gf spoons me it also makes something go up (my mood) so you must be onto something
Spoon knows what spoon must do
Submitted 1 month ago by Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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vrojak@feddit.org 1 month ago
huppakee@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I always thought it was the water freaking out, but this clarifies things.
clonedhuman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes. But, we are conscious beings and we can choose our spoonness.
Are you trying to accomplish something? Some work you need to do? Be like spoon. You have one purpose—to accomplish that objective.
Choose to be like spoon, and have a blessed day.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ah, that explains my work ethic - there is no spoon!
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I wish someone would spoon me
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever eaten from my favorite spoon.
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Heresy! Forget spoon! Spoon is weak and passive! Be like fork! Stab problem repeatedly!
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This feels like Pliny the Elder logic
cazssiew@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Campbell’s first law of motion
distantsounds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just here to stir the pot
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
In emergency, spoon is also drumstick.
Ba-DUM tssss!
Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
This seems odd, but I’m no spoonologist, so who am I to argue?
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
To spoon, ice cream is just hard soup.
hansolo@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Vanialla ice cream is just melted creme anglaise. Which is vanilla egg desert soup.
MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Egg in ice cream? What the fuck
danc4498@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Isn’t it?
Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Hopefully it is dessert soup otherwise it might be a bit on the sandy side.