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Spoon knows what spoon must do

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    To spoon, ice cream is just hard soup.

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    • hansolo@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Vanialla ice cream is just melted creme anglaise. Which is vanilla egg desert soup.

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      • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Egg in ice cream? What the fuck

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    • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Isn’t it?

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      • Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Hopefully it is dessert soup otherwise it might be a bit on the sandy side.

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  • vrojak@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When my gf spoons me it also makes something go up (my mood) so you must be onto something

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  • huppakee@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I always thought it was the water freaking out, but this clarifies things.

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  • clonedhuman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes. But, we are conscious beings and we can choose our spoonness.

    Are you trying to accomplish something? Some work you need to do? Be like spoon. You have one purpose—to accomplish that objective.

    Choose to be like spoon, and have a blessed day.

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    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ah, that explains my work ethic - there is no spoon!

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    • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I wish someone would spoon me

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever eaten from my favorite spoon.

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    • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Heresy! Forget spoon! Spoon is weak and passive! Be like fork! Stab problem repeatedly!

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  • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This feels like Pliny the Elder logic

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  • cazssiew@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Campbell’s first law of motion

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  • distantsounds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just here to stir the pot

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    • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In emergency, spoon is also drumstick.

      Ba-DUM tssss!

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  • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This seems odd, but I’m no spoonologist, so who am I to argue?

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