Anon needs money

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• SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  buy “some stuff”

  sure, bud

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  • Depress_Mode@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Gotta be drugs, right? I can’t think of many other things that might lead someone to steal from their own relatives. Not good at all, but at least he could blame addiction. With 4chan in mind, though, I shudder to think that they might have robbed their aunt just to get enough money to buy some stupid hobby/collector’s item. What’s his plan now, though? Still no cash in hand. He could try selling them anonymously on craigslist, but it’s risky keeping the stolen goods on you and he probably doesn’t know any fences. Fortunately for OOP, cops don’t give a shit about houses getting robbed and aren’t going to follow-up on it by tracking down and seeing in person all the possible listings. Their aunt will never hear back from those cops. OOP just better hope his aunt doesn’t see any of that footage herself and recognize him.

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    • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Funko Pops

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    • nihilomaster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If this was a real story, they’d find on CCTV that the door was opened with a key. Only other key would be with her sister - OPs mom - only other person with access to the key would be her son - OP. Who just a few days earlier tried to lie to his mom about going to college to grift some money. They search his room and find the goods. Rest depends on whether or not the aunt decides to press charges.

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  • JokeDeity@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Vbucks

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• BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Time to finally get off the “stuff” and go into rehab. And get some flowers to apologize to your aunt.

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And some for mom for not enabling OP.

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• Contemporarium@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I was an absolute dope FIEND for more than a decade and I never got to the point where I broke and entered. Just hate thieves and so I’d find a way without having to be one (except major corporate stores lol)

  So if anons breaking into his own aunts house it’s getting way outta hand. And it’s been going for a while because parents don’t usually start the “send me where I can buy them and I’ll get them for you but can’t give you cash” til it’s obvious you’ve let drugs take over your life

  Just my 0.02c

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• Boomkop3@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If they weren’t often dishonest with their mom, she’d not have distrusted them about the books. Now your solution is theft?

  Their parents royally fucked up

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• nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  go to jail Anon you piece of shit

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• OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I thought this idiot was gonna be smart for once and resell the books, haha, dumbass

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s anon, manage your expectations.

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• Linktank@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What a loser.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  SMH… Walked around the block to case the joint and didn’t even notice the CCTV cameras. 😔

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Those are called “doorbells” now.

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• phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Go to jail, that’s what you need to do bect you deserve to be there

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• Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What did he expect to happen

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Aunty notices her things are gone, takes a minute to think, and shows up at OP’s house and takes him personally to the dealer to get all the stiff they need. Aunty also gives OP her debit card and PIN in case he needs more and she’s not available.

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