go to jail Anon you piece of shit
Anon needs money
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Time to finally get off the “stuff” and go into rehab. And get some flowers to apologize to your aunt.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
And some for mom for not enabling OP.
Boomkop3@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
If they weren’t often dishonest with their mom, she’d not have distrusted them about the books. Now your solution is theft?
Their parents royally fucked up
Contemporarium@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I was an absolute dope FIEND for more than a decade and I never got to the point where I broke and entered. Just hate thieves and so I’d find a way without having to be one (except major corporate stores lol)
So if anons breaking into his own aunts house it’s getting way outta hand. And it’s been going for a while because parents don’t usually start the “send me where I can buy them and I’ll get them for you but can’t give you cash” til it’s obvious you’ve let drugs take over your life
Just my 0.02c
Linktank@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
What a loser.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
SMH… Walked around the block to case the joint and didn’t even notice the CCTV cameras. 😔
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Those are called “doorbells” now.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
I thought this idiot was gonna be smart for once and resell the books, haha, dumbass
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It’s anon, manage your expectations.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
What did he expect to happen
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Aunty notices her things are gone, takes a minute to think, and shows up at OP’s house and takes him personally to the dealer to get all the stiff they need. Aunty also gives OP her debit card and PIN in case he needs more and she’s not available.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Go to jail, that’s what you need to do bect you deserve to be there
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
buy “some stuff”
sure, bud
Depress_Mode@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Gotta be drugs, right? I can’t think of many other things that might lead someone to steal from their own relatives. Not good at all, but at least he could blame addiction. With 4chan in mind, though, I shudder to think that they might have robbed their aunt just to get enough money to buy some stupid hobby/collector’s item. What’s his plan now, though? Still no cash in hand. He could try selling them anonymously on craigslist, but it’s risky keeping the stolen goods on you and he probably doesn’t know any fences. Fortunately for OOP, cops don’t give a shit about houses getting robbed and aren’t going to follow-up on it by tracking down and seeing in person all the possible listings. Their aunt will never hear back from those cops. OOP just better hope his aunt doesn’t see any of that footage herself and recognize him.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 weeks ago
Funko Pops
nihilomaster@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If this was a real story, they’d find on CCTV that the door was opened with a key. Only other key would be with her sister - OPs mom - only other person with access to the key would be her son - OP. Who just a few days earlier tried to lie to his mom about going to college to grift some money. They search his room and find the goods. Rest depends on whether or not the aunt decides to press charges.
JokeDeity@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Vbucks