Wasted time

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• ConstantPain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Me on Tinder.

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Jump on it.

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  • MsPenguinette@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The bird or the trampoline?

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    • CidVicious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Don’t fuck with Great Blue Herons. They have razor sharp beaks and an instinct to attack the eyes.

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    • Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yes.

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• Pringles@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  These fuckers will clean out a pond in your backyard in no time, so don’t worry about them. They alternate between a range of ponds anyway, it’s not like it’s gonna starve. They are beautiful birds though.

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• floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Throw a small fish on it and watch the heron‘s mind be blown by the fact it just skids across the surface.

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That would happen on ice so I don’t think it will care. On the other hand if you bounce the fish the heron’s head might explode.

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    • floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      See, that’s what I love to see: people finding solutions to problems rather than just more problems.

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    • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Don’t fish jump out of the water all the time?

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Pop goes the trampoline as he drives his bill into the fabric.

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• fossphi@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is like the cow in the ocean meme. But sadder funnier

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