Jump on it.
Wasted time
Submitted 5 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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someguy3@lemmy.world 5 days ago
MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 5 days ago
The bird or the trampoline?
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Don’t fuck with Great Blue Herons. They have razor sharp beaks and an instinct to attack the eyes.
Broadfern@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Yes.
Pringles@lemm.ee 5 days ago
These fuckers will clean out a pond in your backyard in no time, so don’t worry about them. They alternate between a range of ponds anyway, it’s not like it’s gonna starve. They are beautiful birds though.
floo@retrolemmy.com 5 days ago
Throw a small fish on it and watch the heron‘s mind be blown by the fact it just skids across the surface.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
That would happen on ice so I don’t think it will care. On the other hand if you bounce the fish the heron’s head might explode.
floo@retrolemmy.com 5 days ago
See, that’s what I love to see: people finding solutions to problems rather than just more problems.
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Don’t fish jump out of the water all the time?
someguy3@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Pop goes the trampoline as he drives his bill into the fabric.
fossphi@lemm.ee 5 days ago
This is like the cow in the ocean meme. But
sadderfunnier
ConstantPain@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Me on Tinder.