Fruit

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• FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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  • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I already had you tagged as “furious train masturbator”. Things have come full circle and I’m delighted.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think that’s what they call racism

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    • felsiq@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What app/frontend are you using that allows tagging users? Sounds like a cool feature

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    • PlexSheep@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m stealing this

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  • bone_white_dry_and_scaly@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Please put a spoiler tag on this comment. I was trying to masturbate to it but then I accidentally saw the ending too quickly and my orgasm wasn’t exactly what you would call ruined, but it wasn’t very good.

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• Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s not porn. It’s a nude emoji I got from my game

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  • frank@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For the uninitiated

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=K0OSfbPJFa4&t=144s&pp=2AGQA…

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• BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I wish this was real

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I wish I was

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      hey it’s my turn to believe someone else is a solipsist and right.

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    • Thorry84@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’ll always be real in my heart <3

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  • 8000gnat@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    it is real

    proof: im the emoji

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I need the butthole one, stat.

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• livjq@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s a nude egg I won in my game!

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  • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why aren’t you listening to me?!

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• Slagathor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That one egg was worth 40 eggs?

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