Almost made it

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• belastend@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My Boss makes 10 dollars, i make a dime, thats why i shit on company time

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  • CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The clock strikes five I start to laugh I’m taking a shit On time and a half

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  • circledot@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    German:

    Sollte auch der Darm zerreißen, nur nicht in der Pause scheißen.

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    • belastend@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mein allerliebstes Klo

      Steht im Büro

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    • dangrousperson@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Translation: Even if your bowels are ripping, never go break shitting.

      I tried to keep the rhyme, even if the English translation isn’t grammaticaly correct.

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• MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I literally just clocked in.

  Guess what I’m doing. Not working, I’ll tell you that much.

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That should become a euphemoism for going to the toilet. Clocking in.

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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Didnt work today :( Shitting on private time rn, what a waste

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• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All reading from a toilet say I!

  I!

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• sCrUM_MASTER@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reading this while taking my post-lunch break shit, I refuse to poop during my break

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• abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t want to work at a company that requires me to clock in

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  • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Curious what would be your ideal work?

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    • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think a clocking system shows an ingrained lack of trust. It might not be intended that way, but that’s what it does for me. I have a contract that tells how many hours I work. If I show too little work for the time I’m payed, than we can have a conversation about that.

      My ideal workplace is somewhere where I feel an intrinsic motivation to spend my time productively. That will most likely be because my tasks are fun or interesting or engaging or something like that, but it can also be because I have a financial interest in the things I’m doing because I’m a shareholder (like a co op) or I’m self employed.

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• Majorllama@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s not 1999 anymore, we have these little boxes now called “smartphones” that allow one to go online and offline again instantaneously and they even deliver these handy dandy messages called “notifications” whenever something happens in the online worlds you’re connected to.

    Like when an angry person comments on one of your posts angry that you have the audacity to try and post a lot to the Lemmy-verse to help it grow, be a part of the small niche online community we enjoy and just generally not wanting to be a lurker.

    If you must know, it’s a healthy mixture of OC, articles and crossposts

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    • Majorllama@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • hark@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Getting paid to shit AND shitpost? That’s winning right there.

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