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Anon eats cup noodles

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    >instant noodles
    >need to wait 5 minutes

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    • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fake: false advertising Gay: noodle sucking

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The noodles are instantly there the moment you open the lid, they’re just not instantly cooked. 😌

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    • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bruh, the noodles are there the whole time. I dunno what you’re on about

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      • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well if they’re there the whole time they’re hardly instant, are they?

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  • don@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That is nonsense. I usually wait only three minutes. Five’s a fucking eternity.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I just eat the noodles and chase it with a glass of boiling water.

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      • don@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Actual instant noodles. On hard mode.

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    • xkbx@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just like a beehive with mace, it’s unbearable

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      • don@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If anything, it should give one reason to paws and think about how badly it can go wrong

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  • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean, there’s precedent

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  • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anon gets nutrient deficiency

    (Instant Ramen is worse than Fast Food)

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  • devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s made me remembered The classic

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    • devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or this

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