Anon eats cup noodles

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• ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  >instant noodles
  >need to wait 5 minutes

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  • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fake: false advertising Gay: noodle sucking

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The noodles are instantly there the moment you open the lid, they’re just not instantly cooked. 😌

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  • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bruh, the noodles are there the whole time. I dunno what you’re on about

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    • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well if they’re there the whole time they’re hardly instant, are they?

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• don@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That is nonsense. I usually wait only three minutes. Five’s a fucking eternity.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I just eat the noodles and chase it with a glass of boiling water.

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    • don@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Actual instant noodles. On hard mode.

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  • xkbx@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just like a beehive with mace, it’s unbearable

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    • don@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If anything, it should give one reason to paws and think about how badly it can go wrong

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• ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean, there’s precedent

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anon gets nutrient deficiency

  (Instant Ramen is worse than Fast Food)

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• devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s made me remembered The classic

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  • devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or this

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