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Sensitive ContentI am a meat crayon

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cm0002@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bidet master race.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A real shitpost

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  • jyl@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Get yourself a pussyphone

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  • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You should consider wet wipes. They are a total game changer, if a bidet is not an option. When you think the worst is gone, use one (1). Then dry with normal paper afterwards. It’s great.

    Don’t flush them before making absolutely, 100% shure they decompose tho! If you can’t easily tear them with your hands, no matter what the packaging says, they will fuck up your plumbing. This can get really expensive, so when in doubt, use a trash can.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s expensive and wasteful but I guess some people will do whatever they can to not eat fibre.

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      • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I said you can use a bidet. Or have a poopy butt and live in denial if you prefer

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    • etchinghillside@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Then dry with normal paper afterwards.

      Have never really found this to be necessary. But yeah - just buy and use baby wipes.

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  • CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Y’all motherfuckers need fiber!

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  • GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re supposed to go at least 2 knuckles deep to make sure the chute is clear.

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  • HatchetHaro@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    1. bidet

    2. just step into the shower and wash your arse

    3. wet a piece of paper towel (bad for the plumbing, but better than wet wipes)

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  • rmic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Japanese toilets. No paper, no itchy ass, hands free. Pure

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Also I like the singing

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