A real shitpost
I am a meat crayon
Submitted 2 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 months ago
jyl@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You should consider wet wipes. They are a total game changer, if a bidet is not an option. When you think the worst is gone, use one (1). Then dry with normal paper afterwards. It’s great.
Don’t flush them before making absolutely, 100% shure they decompose tho! If you can’t easily tear them with your hands, no matter what the packaging says, they will fuck up your plumbing. This can get really expensive, so when in doubt, use a trash can.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s expensive and wasteful but I guess some people will do whatever they can to not eat fibre.
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I said you can use a bidet. Or have a poopy butt and live in denial if you prefer
etchinghillside@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Then dry with normal paper afterwards.
Have never really found this to be necessary. But yeah - just buy and use baby wipes.
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Y’all motherfuckers need fiber!
GluWu@lemm.ee 2 months ago
You’re supposed to go at least 2 knuckles deep to make sure the chute is clear.
HatchetHaro@pawb.social 2 months ago
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bidet
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just step into the shower and wash your arse
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wet a piece of paper towel (bad for the plumbing, but better than wet wipes)
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rmic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Japanese toilets. No paper, no itchy ass, hands free. Pure
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Also I like the singing
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bidet master race.