Laugh because insecurity is a universal trait amongst conciousness. Probably show them a few more before the racism kicks in and they splat me for not soyjacking.
Anon makes first contact
Submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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MooseTheDog@lemmy.world 3 months ago
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
because insecurity is a universal trait amongst conciousness
Not neccessarily, no.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
They may splat you or Earth could be the galactic equivalent of Catachan. If that were the case, well you know what to do brothers and sisters. FOR HOLY TERRA!
jared@mander.xyz 3 months ago
ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Would love to know the context of this
a_robot@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense.
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Technoblade never dies!
festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Technoblade never dies!
stoy@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
The fact that the aliens have brought up a drawing about a human drawing of a human crying yet didn’t not have the text in a human language would tell me a few things.
- They have clearly studied us.
- They realize that crying is something significant
- Since they have included text, but no human language, the picture is either an internal slide with the text not meant for you, or they have not yet understood our language.
The safest course of action would probably be to raise your hands, flat palm out cross them over in a gesture of “no”, and fold your arms of your chest while shaking your head, and taking a few steps back.
We have no idea of their language, and have to assume that they have studied human body language so that would probably indicate that we are unhappy with the picture.
What would happen next is hard to day, we don’t know their motivation for trying to communicate with us in that way, we can’t ascribe human intentions to their actions as they are not human.
Arbiter@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It’s too late, you’re already the soyjack.
The aliens will laugh at you.
stoy@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
I am fine with that if that is all they would do.
Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
What if they’ve been studying Bulgarian body language? Then the head shake will be interpreted as “Yes”.
stoy@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
If they had done that, this would probably be happening in Bulgaria, and my body language would be different.
Though folding my arms and taking a step back is fairly universal as a sign of disinterest
tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
The safest course of action is inaction. Stand there, soil yourself if you have to, but never let on that you reacted.
Become a hatstand.
Atlas_@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Laugh. Very loudly and hard, doubling over even. And then fall forward and play dead.
over_clox@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Take me to your dealer…
introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Mercurians are the worst! They are racist towards Plutonians! They wanted to remove planet status of Pluto.
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
なに?!
breadsmasher@lemmy.world 3 months ago
i don’t speak moon runes
Zozano@aussie.zone 3 months ago
Swap the context
Everyone knows you win the argument by default when you portray yourself as the chad
festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
yeah, the best chad/virgin memes are the ones where it’s flipped and the chad is the one doing the dumber thing