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restrain thy progeny

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨eager_eagle@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I lost it at “Artificial Intelligence Image”

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  • TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My neighbors across the street had a kid who would creep around in people’s front yards and peek in their windows. Like cup his hands around his eyes against the glass to reduce glare and see better. Not like from feet away.

    Kid was really annoying and intrusive in other ways too. Like pushing to help you carry in your groceries, not knowing when to drop it, and being offended that you turned him down. Weird kid.

    That was all mostly back when he was 8 or 9. He’s like 20 now and I think he still lives there. Hasn’t done any creeping or intrusive BS in a long time as far as I know.

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    • Quill7513@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      sounds like he just wanted someone to notice him and pay attention to him

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      • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        He might just be a super curious kid. When I was a kid I loved going into other people’s houses because I was curious and liked exploring.

        …which is probably part of the reason people never invited me over.

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      • Zoldyck@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Also possible the kid has really bad eye sight without realising it.

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  • Jayjader@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Artificial Intelligence Image

    For some reason it’s hilarious to me that the person who made this flyer felt the need to specify that the ClipArt-level illustration, placed next to 3-4 pictures of the kid the flyer is complaining about, is not, in fact, an actual image of the kid.

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    • Theonetheycall1845@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I appreciate the honesty at least.

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  • Laser@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What has he seen

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    • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m guessing this guys wife has great tits

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      • Laser@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The perks of being married to an ornithologist

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    • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?

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      • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        A wife and two kids looking down from the second floor.

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    obvious plant vibes

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s both sad and hilarious that it’s hard to tell if this is legit or just some fun trolling.

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  • linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The “it” and using the same pictures twice, one on top of the other, really makes this one

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  • lowleveldata@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Get controlrid of it

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  • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    NSA Recruits getting wild these days…

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  • GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is “telescope” a euphemism for something else?

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  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Should need to lease it

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  • IndustryStandard@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He’s checking out ura…

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