In his essay “To Tell a Chemist” (1965), Asimov proposed a simple shibboleth for distinguishing chemists from non-chemists: ask the person to read the word “unionized”. Chemists, he noted, will read un-ionized (electrically neutral), while non-chemists will read union-ized (belonging to a trade union).
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LordTrychon@startrek.website 1 week ago
waz@feddit.uk 1 week ago
Or some will say it’s spelled incorrectly
rockSlayer@lemmy.world 1 week ago
If you don’t think about it very hard, solidarity is basically macro ionization
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
Onionized
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Ah, because of the ions.
Took me eons.
Vanth@reddthat.com 1 week ago
My initial thought was “would chemists theoretically be less into labor protections than plumbers”?
I guess that puts me in a third bucket.
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Am a chemist in your group. I read it the plumber way too. Took me five seconds to get it.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Good luck finding the chemistry teacher, though.
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
As a leftist chemistry teacher, I read it as “having attained union”, rather than “not ionized”, so YMMV with this heuristic
General_Effort@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Perfectly balances, as all things should be.
ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 1 week ago
What about ChemE then? They’re both.
smeg@feddit.uk 1 week ago
Here’s a version without the bad crop, comedy homicide, pointless circle around the punchline, and puritanical censoring
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SwordInStone@lemmy.world 1 week ago
thanks