My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm.

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• LandedGentry@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Clearly it’s fake. His face is far too proportional

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  • Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    For posterity

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    • jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Easily the best website I’ve seen since 2024.

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    • LandedGentry@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      75% is perfect

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• Squorlple@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How’d you get the beans above the frank?

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    By tossing their salad

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bro turned into a kangaroo.

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  • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Or a bat.

    Meh, both live upside-down, so I guess there wouldn’t be a big difference.

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• Ste41th@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Proof or it didn’t happen

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  • wahfflez@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    i only post scrotum pics on truth social.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      we’re not asking for scrote pics we’re asking for pics from your private feet stash

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How did you get the beans above the frank??

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• Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is problematic because you can no longer use your balls as a proper door knocker for your asshole.

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Does it change how his pee is stored?

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