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My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm.

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨wahfflez@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • LandedGentry@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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    • Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For posterity

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      • jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Easily the best website I’ve seen since 2024.

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  • Squorlple@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How’d you get the beans above the frank?

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      By tossing their salad

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bro turned into a kangaroo.

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    • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or a bat.

      Meh, both live upside-down, so I guess there wouldn’t be a big difference.

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  • Ste41th@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Proof or it didn’t happen

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    • wahfflez@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      i only post scrotum pics on truth social.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        we’re not asking for scrote pics we’re asking for pics from your private feet stash

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  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is problematic because you can no longer use your balls as a proper door knocker for your asshole.

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How did you get the beans above the frank??

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Does it change how his pee is stored?

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