Gotta be quick

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Make sure to side-arm lob it, don’t let it spill on you!

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  • Jimbo@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Never thought about why people throw molotovs that way, but that makes a lot of sense

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  • YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you dip, tape the rag to the bottle and close it there’s no spillage. Safety first!

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    • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Zip tie to the neck. Tape adhesive will dissolve pretty quick from gasoline.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good old Samwise, a real salt of the earth fellow.

  (Something something something his boots weren’t fucking yellow)

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  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    hos boots weren’t fucking yellow

    I’m clearly ootl here, what does this mean?

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wrote the first sentence, then remembered the poems Tolkein wrote about Tom Bombadil.

      Tom Bombadil was a merry old fellow his jacket was blue and hit boots were yellow

      (not verbatim, from memory)

      Well, I’m talking about Sam and he’s a hobbit, he doesn’t even wear boots. It was mostly just weird silly connections in my head after writing down the first sentence fairly seriously. I had just happened to end the sentence with “fellow” and then couldn’t help myself.

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• ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fun fact: If you don’t throw it, not much happens, really.

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  • TwanHE@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The glass will break after a while from the heat if you just let it stand there.

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    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sometimes. And then you have a puddle on the ground on fire. No sweet explosions or sounds or anything.

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So the wick is in the mouth of the bottle because it’s more secure there than if you tied it around the neck?

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    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The wick soaks up the fuel so it lights up easy and stays lit, while also plugging up the hole so the fuel doesn’t spill out of the bottle until after it’s thrown and breaks.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sam: I gotta dollar.

  Frodo: tries to grab it

  Sam: pulls it away You gotta be quicker than that!

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• burgersc12@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bortles!!

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• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I really like this meme, but it needs a “, Mr. Frodo,” inserted between the words “cocktail,” and “and.”

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