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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wanted to become a doctor but I was just not afraid enough of apples. Deathly terrified of pears, of course, but that just wasn’t what was needed.

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  • kambusha@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Never made sense to me why they didn’t rhyme apple instead.

    A daily apple, avoids the funeral chapel.

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      An apple on the daily, keeps your body from going frailly.

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      • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        An apple a day is good for you, 'kay?

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      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        An Apple daily keeps Tim Cooks’ shareholders happy.

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Live hack: An apple a days keeps anyone away if you can through it hard enough

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t understand this sentence. Did you have a stroke?

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      • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Impossible! I throw all my daily apples at doctors so I stay healthy

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • SolarPunker@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Creationists

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hashtag Prankin’ Doctors On Tiktak, yOu WoN’t BeLiEvE wHaT hApPeNs NeXt!!!

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