Keep away

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I wanted to become a doctor but I was just not afraid enough of apples. Deathly terrified of pears, of course, but that just wasn’t what was needed.

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• kambusha@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Never made sense to me why they didn’t rhyme apple instead.

  A daily apple, avoids the funeral chapel.

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    An apple on the daily, keeps your body from going frailly.

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    • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      An apple a day is good for you, 'kay?

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      An Apple daily keeps Tim Cooks’ shareholders happy.

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Live hack: An apple a days keeps anyone away if you can through it hard enough

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I don’t understand this sentence. Did you have a stroke?

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Impossible! I throw all my daily apples at doctors so I stay healthy

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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• SolarPunker@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Creationists

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Hashtag Prankin’ Doctors On Tiktak, yOu WoN’t BeLiEvE wHaT hApPeNs NeXt!!!

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