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• ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why does he type like a phishing email

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  • 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you have it backwards ; phishers talk like dads to gain their trust and steal their valuables

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your dad’s high I think

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  • endless463@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    [deleted]

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    • Godort@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Which Mummy? 1932, 1959, 1999, or 2017?

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    • AGD4@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He chose wisely.

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Be sure to update when he buys teletype machines for every room or installs pneumatic mail tubes all over the house.

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  • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m bored and lonely STOP

    Come to my room to watch a movie STOP

    I pick STOP

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• Pupschism@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Email is an odd choice, but now you can save the email for a future momento

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• MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ex manger?

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Email is great.

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• adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  it’s a scam or a trap.

  he’s watching porn and the better of the two possible outcomes is that he simply doesn’t want to be interrupted enough to do his own kitchen run and he knows you’d be disgusted and leave right away…

  the other scenario you probably don’t wanna know, but already do anyway.

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• nomy@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dad just tryin’ for the snacks.

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