Takes a real Epstein to figure this one out.
Technically correct
Submitted 2 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Venator@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
Einstein refused surgery, saying, “I want to go when I want. It is tasteless to prolong life artificially. I have done my share; it is time to go. I will do it elegantly.”
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No, someone else refused the surgery in his name. Or someone else convinced him. One thing for sure: Einstein didn’t kill himself.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We don’t know that for sure
Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Technically correct is the best kind of correct!
I’ll show myself out.
Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The pervert with a genius IQ
fin@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Himself killed Einstein
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What’s the “technically correct” part?
Eiri@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Physicist Albert Einstein did not commit suicide. That statement is true.
It’s only technically correct because it’s an obvious truth not worth shouting from the rooftops.
The author likely meant to say that Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. His death was ruled as a suicide but is thought by many to have been a murder to silence him because of all the secrets he knew.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Doh I read that as “Epstein” in my sleepy stupor. Thanks
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Though he might have if he had had access to social media.
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
For what it’s worth the bulk of Epstein theories are “I wanted a pedophile to grant wishes for me and make whoever Facebook told me not to like disappear and now I’m pissed that’s definitely not going to happen”.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not surprising that a clown who would deface public property would be too dumb to know the difference between Einstein and Epstein
niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Maybe he ate some poisoned Princeton cafeteria food that was meant for Kurt Gödel.
laserm@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can’t prove that!
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
The best kind of correct!
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
He tried to warn us! E=mc²
E(instein)=m(urdered)c(onspiracy)²
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 months ago
OH. MY. GOD.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
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