“By th power…”
“Get the hell out of here! Can’t you read?!”
Submitted 2 days ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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“By th power…”
“Get the hell out of here! Can’t you read?!”
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAVE THE POWEEEEEEEEER!!!
“Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight”
How about: “By the power of Grayskull…”?
Only if the sword will actually transform you into He-Man.
Well, mine only transforms me into She-Gal. I hope the shop owners won’t frown on that.
If you took some LSD beforehand … for the user they did actually transform into He-man … or a hippopotamus … whatever … they still get the sword.
I will also accept:
“Thunder… Thunder. Thunder! ThunderCats!!! Hooooooooooooooooo!”
It says “there can only be one” but there are in fact many swords to do this with.
You can reduce the numbers faster if you don’t need to keep taking the time to clean and sharpen.
… Heeeeeeeeeere we are!
Oh there’s a question… if you do a good Freddie Mercury impersonation can you pull out a sword? I would say yes.
If you shout “I have inside me blood of Kings!” is a store worker required to shout “Yeah!” back?
There can be only two!
Wait, I screwed up. Can I get a Mulligan?
Thunder… thunder…
Form Blazing Sword!
Was that a reference to a highlander show?
Yes?
demoknight tf2 moment.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Bow before your new king!!! For I have received Excalibur from the lady of the lake!!!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Well I didn’t vote for you.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
You don’t vote for kings
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 20 hours ago
I’m so fucked bruh I can’t even imagine king Arthur as a man anymore