Fair.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bow before your new king!!! For I have received Excalibur from the lady of the lake!!!

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well I didn’t vote for you.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You don’t vote for kings

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  • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m so fucked bruh I can’t even imagine king Arthur as a man anymore

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• Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “By th power…”

  “Get the hell out of here! Can’t you read?!”

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  • Tedesche@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAVE THE POWEEEEEEEEER!!!

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight”

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• TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How about: “By the power of Grayskull…”?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Only if the sword will actually transform you into He-Man.

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    • TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, mine only transforms me into She-Gal. I hope the shop owners won’t frown on that.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you took some LSD beforehand … for the user they did actually transform into He-man … or a hippopotamus … whatever … they still get the sword.

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I will also accept:

    “Thunder… Thunder. Thunder! ThunderCats!!! Hooooooooooooooooo!”

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It says “there can only be one” but there are in fact many swords to do this with.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can reduce the numbers faster if you don’t need to keep taking the time to clean and sharpen.

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• gift_of_gab@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  … Heeeeeeeeeere we are!

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh there’s a question… if you do a good Freddie Mercury impersonation can you pull out a sword? I would say yes.

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    • gift_of_gab@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you shout “I have inside me blood of Kings!” is a store worker required to shout “Yeah!” back?

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There can be only two!

  Wait, I screwed up. Can I get a Mulligan?

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• jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thunder… thunder…

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• A7thStone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Form Blazing Sword!

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• humble_pete_digger@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Was that a reference to a highlander show?

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  • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes?

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• germtm_@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  demoknight tf2 moment.

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