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The classic cycle

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well yeah, no wonder she leaves if your logical deduction skills are that poor. The conclusion obviously doesn’t follow from the premise, even though it’s completely true.

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    • TOModera@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Exactly, right? They want dead flakes, not live one’s, so they keep us as cattle on carpets, not consume us wholesale. That’s like being afraid of vultures if you’re healthy.

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      • ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And most dust is actually walls decaying, not skin. Why would there be dust in abandoned buildings otherwise?

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  • grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …Zavala, is that you?

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    • illi@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Whether we wanted it or not, we entered war with Roombas on Earth.

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      • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        So let’s get to taking out their sharing stations one by one.

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    • CrimsonMishaps@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      RIP Lance Reddick :(

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      • grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        :(

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  • lath@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Proportionally, most dust within a building is the building itself shedding on the inside.

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  • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My Roomba can barely return to its base and gets stuck on my rug. I help my little bro out. This is a symbiotic relationship.

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You will be consumed last.

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  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Omnomnom

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    • TIN@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hang on a minute, are there any roombas here today?

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      • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Please clear main brushes.

        Er, I meant “Nope”

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  • MakingWork@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So what you’re saying is you meet girls that are not your mom?! And consistently?

    Legend!

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  • QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sounds like a good horror movie plot.

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  • ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Indeed

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    See, there’s your problem. Picking partners up irl. I’m at half chub from this, you should be online looking for love

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  • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But why does she leave?

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