The classic cycle

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• Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well yeah, no wonder she leaves if your logical deduction skills are that poor. The conclusion obviously doesn’t follow from the premise, even though it’s completely true.

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  • TOModera@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Exactly, right? They want dead flakes, not live one’s, so they keep us as cattle on carpets, not consume us wholesale. That’s like being afraid of vultures if you’re healthy.

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    • ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And most dust is actually walls decaying, not skin. Why would there be dust in abandoned buildings otherwise?

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• grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  …Zavala, is that you?

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  • illi@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Whether we wanted it or not, we entered war with Roombas on Earth.

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    • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So let’s get to taking out their sharing stations one by one.

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  • CrimsonMishaps@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    RIP Lance Reddick :(

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    • grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      :(

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• lath@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Proportionally, most dust within a building is the building itself shedding on the inside.

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• ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My Roomba can barely return to its base and gets stuck on my rug. I help my little bro out. This is a symbiotic relationship.

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You will be consumed last.

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• zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Omnomnom

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  • TIN@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hang on a minute, are there any roombas here today?

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    • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Please clear main brushes.

      Er, I meant “Nope”

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• MakingWork@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So what you’re saying is you meet girls that are not your mom?! And consistently?

  Legend!

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• QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sounds like a good horror movie plot.

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• ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Indeed

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  See, there’s your problem. Picking partners up irl. I’m at half chub from this, you should be online looking for love

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• sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But why does she leave?

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