I know my purpose

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• JustJack23@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Optimize shareholder value

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  • spujb@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    FUCK i knew there was something more important i was forgetting!

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• Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Does something that scale even recognize or care for an individual ant as it crosses or destroys a city?

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not at all, just like we don’t recognize or care for the hundreds of ants and anthills we destroy in every step. It doesn’t have to care about you to squish you

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    • RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I want to learn your secret walking techniques capable of destroying entire anthills with every step.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As an individual ant, I like those odds.

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• PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Make a nice safe and fabulous space for everyone to scream “aaaaah fuck, there’s a giant skeleton!”

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  • spujb@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    can i sit in your seat row pls

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• Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Land my plane in another city

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  • spujb@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    look at mr fancy pants over here who gets let in charge of the plane. they won’t even let me smoke a j with the pilots on mine. 😒

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• DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I would probably just keep one smashing houses. I’m a giant skeleton, what do I care.

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ask Mr Skelly why he has two knees on his right leg and missing a foot on the other.

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  • spujb@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ablism

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• BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Praise Mr. Skeletal for all my calcium. He rid the world of the non-believers. Toot toot.

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• Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Doot doot.

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• Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m going to tell everyone how problematic it is that they’re calling it a “huge black skeleton”.

  “That huge black skeleton just killed my family!”

  “Wow, okay, let’s unpack that…”

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Run out to get stomped on!

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• caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Find the water that tastes like wine

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