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• qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t want babies to punch, screaming, out of pregnant women. I don’t know why the comic artist is pro-chestbursters

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  • houstoneulers@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It was written by a xenomorph

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• gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  More pixels

  Image

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  • grandel@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And with credits!

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• ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Big heads, plus small pelvic opening due to an upright stature means we are necessarily born immature compared to other animals. For instance I keep saying. Mom you’re retired, can’t you be a little quicker with my pizza rolls?

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• einlander@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All I hear is Stewie.

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  • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I just walked right out. Didn’t even need to duck”

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• MBM@lemmings.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Call me crazy, but I’m glad human babies don’t peck their way out of there

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• MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your instance is overloaded right now and giving http 429 (too many requests) error code response.

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It ain’t easy being cheesy.

    Psst: @Sal@mander.xyz

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  • egonallanon@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    An usually apt comparison to childbirth.

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• Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sharks are playing battle royal.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lazy-ass mammals.

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• Rubanski@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Aren’t sharks laying eggs?

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  • GiveMemes@jlai.lu ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sand tiger sharks, the ones the fact is about, are live bearing, but some sharks do lay eggs.

    If you want to learn a lot more about live bearing fish, look into how to breed guppies. Especially if you have kids, it can be really cool!

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• passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine developing fully in the womb, smallheaded nerds

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• blazeknave@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait… sharks what??

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