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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t want babies to punch, screaming, out of pregnant women. I don’t know why the comic artist is pro-chestbursters

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    • houstoneulers@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It was written by a xenomorph

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  • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    More pixels

    Image

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    • grandel@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And with credits!

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  • ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Big heads, plus small pelvic opening due to an upright stature means we are necessarily born immature compared to other animals. For instance I keep saying. Mom you’re retired, can’t you be a little quicker with my pizza rolls?

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  • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All I hear is Stewie.

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    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “I just walked right out. Didn’t even need to duck”

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  • MBM@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Call me crazy, but I’m glad human babies don’t peck their way out of there

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  • MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your instance is overloaded right now and giving http 429 (too many requests) error code response.

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It ain’t easy being cheesy.

      Psst: @Sal@mander.xyz

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    • egonallanon@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      An usually apt comparison to childbirth.

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  • Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sharks are playing battle royal.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lazy-ass mammals.

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  • Rubanski@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Aren’t sharks laying eggs?

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    • GiveMemes@jlai.lu ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sand tiger sharks, the ones the fact is about, are live bearing, but some sharks do lay eggs.

      If you want to learn a lot more about live bearing fish, look into how to breed guppies. Especially if you have kids, it can be really cool!

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  • passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine developing fully in the womb, smallheaded nerds

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  • blazeknave@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait… sharks what??

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