Claim Denied

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• grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I deny this asshole the status of “space cowboy.”

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I also extend that to the status of “gangster of love”

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    • olicvb@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      And “Maurice” as well while we’re at it

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  • sunshine@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is outrageous; it’s unfair

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• solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  i absolutely adore that i haven’t seen a single meme, post, or comment that isn’t ruthlessly shitting on this fucking guy

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  • octopus_ink@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Same!

    The energy has been pretty consistent:

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  • Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    His family should use some of those millions to make his tombstone a working toilet that empties onto his face.

    Do you think they will consider?

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    • holycrap@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If they could profit from it they might

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  • undergroundoverground@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Never before, in human history, has such ruthlessness been so wholesome.

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  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s nice to see more people drop the childish notion that we shouldn’t be happy when evil people die. When a knight kills a dragon, it should be celebrated.

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s absolutely made my week which was shitty otherwise.

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• Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  They should keep his body in a building central to the insurance HQs. For every single denied claim going forward, that insurance companies CEOs should have to eat a small piece of his decaying corpse to get the denial approved. Once the body is all gone, they need to replenish the CEO body stock if they want to continue denying claims…

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  • Benjaben@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Welp, yours is the most creative take I’ve seen this morning haha, kudos!

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• octopus_ink@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’d like to add that the more I think about it, this is the logical eventual outcome to for-profit healthcare. How long it takes to get to this point seems like it would vary with a few other factors, but I guess we’ve reached it now for this timeline.

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  • CodexArcanum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Live by the dollar, die by the dollar

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    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      About $1.50 actually, assuming 9mm ammo

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• eran_morad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I bet the hitman was hired by the aggrieved parent of a child that was forced to die for profit. Dolla dolla bill.

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Wait, is the consensus now that it was a hitman, and not just someone with some luck, skill, and an axe to grind?

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    • eran_morad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Whichever you prefer. My 2 cents is that it’s probably a hitman. But it doesn’t matter, does it.

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    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I saw that he went through a starbucks. If he had something to drink there then he is as good as caught and probably not a hitman. There are almost no US citizens that cant be identified through DNA.

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    • mkwt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It seems he had to clear multiple malfunctions, and that suggests his firearm was poorly setup with the suppressor.

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• R3D4CT3D@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  i hope this stars a trend for CEOs in 2025 :)

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  • RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    2025 redemption art?

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Thots 'n pears

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• deltreed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Eat the rich

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• Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Hey other CEOs… Are we the baddies?”

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