i absolutely adore that i haven’t seen a single meme, post, or comment that isn’t ruthlessly shitting on this fucking guy
Claim Denied
Submitted 5 months ago by octopus_ink@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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solsangraal@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Snapz@lemmy.world 5 months ago
His family should use some of those millions to make his tombstone a working toilet that empties onto his face.
Do you think they will consider?
holycrap@lemm.ee 5 months ago
If they could profit from it they might
undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Never before, in human history, has such ruthlessness been so wholesome.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
It’s nice to see more people drop the childish notion that we shouldn’t be happy when evil people die. When a knight kills a dragon, it should be celebrated.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s absolutely made my week which was shitty otherwise.
Snapz@lemmy.world 5 months ago
They should keep his body in a building central to the insurance HQs. For every single denied claim going forward, that insurance companies CEOs should have to eat a small piece of his decaying corpse to get the denial approved. Once the body is all gone, they need to replenish the CEO body stock if they want to continue denying claims…
Benjaben@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Welp, yours is the most creative take I’ve seen this morning haha, kudos!
octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
I’d like to add that the more I think about it, this is the logical eventual outcome to for-profit healthcare. How long it takes to get to this point seems like it would vary with a few other factors, but I guess we’ve reached it now for this timeline.
CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Live by the dollar, die by the dollar
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
About $1.50 actually, assuming 9mm ammo
eran_morad@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I bet the hitman was hired by the aggrieved parent of a child that was forced to die for profit. Dolla dolla bill.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Wait, is the consensus now that it was a hitman, and not just someone with some luck, skill, and an axe to grind?
eran_morad@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Whichever you prefer. My 2 cents is that it’s probably a hitman. But it doesn’t matter, does it.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
I saw that he went through a starbucks. If he had something to drink there then he is as good as caught and probably not a hitman. There are almost no US citizens that cant be identified through DNA.
mkwt@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It seems he had to clear multiple malfunctions, and that suggests his firearm was poorly setup with the suppressor.
R3D4CT3D@midwest.social 5 months ago
i hope this stars a trend for CEOs in 2025 :)
RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
2025 redemption art?
Gork@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Thots 'n pears
deltreed@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Eat the rich
Snapz@lemmy.world 5 months ago
“Hey other CEOs… Are we the baddies?”
grue@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I deny this asshole the status of “space cowboy.”
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I also extend that to the status of “gangster of love”
olicvb@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
And “Maurice” as well while we’re at it
sunshine@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
This is outrageous; it’s unfair