I think 4chan needs some kind of online university with classes for writing and grammar. They could call it chanacademy.
Anon can't win
Submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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jaybone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
nah that’s just the format. it’s a greentext. I love them
Zagorath@aussie.zone 5 months ago
They’re too busy getting their lessons from FakerU.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
First [Goldilocks] tasted the porridge of the Great Big Bear, and that was too hot for her. Next she tasted the porridge of the Middle-sized Bear, but that was too cold for her.
echodot@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Then, she gave up and complained on the internet asking what the hell is wrong with porridge?
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Oh you mean Daddy and Mummy bear, those particular bears were a hetero-normative family unit. Not that there’s any problem with alternative lifestyles.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Fuck the haters and do what you want
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Unfortunately when I do what I want, i eventually become destitute and homeless. Again.
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Same thing happened to me. Except now I’m old and have had no fun experiences in life because all I do is work and shitpost on Lemmy. Never been on a plane or gone on a vacation. Foreveralone single while my bank account keeps growing larger. Hell my will has my estate being donated to my local library because I don’t even have friends anymore to leave it to.
SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Might I suggest you take a vacation now?
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
I wouldn’t even know where to begin. I’m terrified of crowds and enclosed spaces, so a plane is out. I’ve been spending a lot of time outdoors, though, and that has been nice.
BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 5 months ago
when i saw a question mark i thought you were going to ask for the estate
CouldaBeen_TheBest@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Sounds like you don’t have any worldly desires. Maybe consider making some bad decisions and ruining your life.
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
I’ve been talking with a poly couple on the other side of the state and I’m planning to take a train ride to get, well, “train rode”. Does that count?
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Never been on a plane or gone on a vacation.
Just go outside, it’s the same at wherever you are planning to go. People desperate for your fiat currency so they can purchase necessities for the future wage slaves they are raising.
Yuki@kutsuya.dev 5 months ago
Yes
blazeknave@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Haters abound. Always. Everywhere. Keep your head up and your ears closed, and trek on one foot in front of the other.
god@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I like to work sometimes. Most of the time I prefer not to work, though. Money though, I do like that.
ddplf@szmer.info 5 months ago
It’s almost as if there was some kind of zone of moderation distancing from which may be considered inadequate
echodot@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Also they 100% talk about their job all of the time and it’s the entirety of their personality.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
This is kind of reminding me of addiction, it’s the same pattern of either doing it to 100% or not at all, there’s no moderation possible. Usually if you’re predisposed to that you’ll bring that pattern into everything in your life not just substances (but probably mainly substances).