Reversed roles

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• underwire212@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hey son, it’s me, ur mom. Can you pretty please have sex with your wife for me and your dad 👉👈🥺. Your dad and I want you to uproot your entire life so that your wifey can pump out little mini versions of you so we can feel what it’s like to raise children again but without any of the responsibility. Pwetty please with a cherry 🍒 on top😩🥵

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  • holycrap@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    without any of the responsibility

    Or expense

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    • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      or consequences

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  • JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sorry mom, no gf

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      you don’t have to be gluten free to have children. just skip the breaded and fried ones.

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• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “The planet’s dying; the Nazis are not only back, but overwhelmingly popular; my wife and I’s dual income can barely afford a shitty apartment + costs of living; our rights are dropping like flies; and if something goes wrong with the pregnancy, our doctor would have to risk going to prison to provide healthcare, which he won’t do, so pregnancy could realistically be a fatal decision for my wife.

  We will never entertain the absolutely cruel thought of forcing a child into this dumpster fire. Don’t ask us again.”

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My mother made sure I knew I didn’t want to be a teenage parent, now she’s surprised I didn’t want to be an adult parent either.

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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A child will ruin your future! Why aren’t you having children?

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Children? In this economy/logy?

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• Draegur@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mom when I asked for a puppy: “you aren’t ready for that kind of responsibility.”

  Me when Mom askd for grandkids: “I’m not ready for that kind of responsibility ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯”

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