“The planet’s dying; the Nazis are not only back, but overwhelmingly popular; my wife and I’s dual income can barely afford a shitty apartment + costs of living; our rights are dropping like flies; and if something goes wrong with the pregnancy, our doctor would have to risk going to prison to provide healthcare, which he won’t do, so pregnancy could realistically be a fatal decision for my wife.
We will never entertain the absolutely cruel thought of forcing a child into this dumpster fire. Don’t ask us again.”
underwire212@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Hey son, it’s me, ur mom. Can you pretty please have sex with your wife for me and your dad 👉👈🥺. Your dad and I want you to uproot your entire life so that your wifey can pump out little mini versions of you so we can feel what it’s like to raise children again but without any of the responsibility. Pwetty please with a cherry 🍒 on top😩🥵
holycrap@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Or expense
affiliate@lemmy.world 5 months ago
or consequences
JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Sorry mom, no gf
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 months ago
you don’t have to be gluten free to have children. just skip the breaded and fried ones.