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I will party like it’s whatever year. As long as that shit stain is dead. Hopefully with his lackey.
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Submitted 3 days ago by Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 days ago
If trump were dead, vance would be easy to deal with.
Just put some super glue inbetween the couch cushions. He’d be stuck.
wokehobbit@lemmy.world 3 days ago
It blows me away how incredibly stupid you people are. Vance is more dangerous than Trump. Dude hates Trump, but is playing the game. He knows Trump probably won’t make it 4 years. Heck, it wouldn’t surprise me if he takes the Orange Cheeto out himself.
muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Wishing death upon people is not something i would describe as good faith
BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Nor would I. But I can’t help myself from feeling that it would be an overall win.
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Already asked like hours ago 🙄
Answer:
If trump died before the Electoral Votes are cast, they wouldn’t be bound to vote for him and can vote for anyone, but its almost certainly going to be vance. Then either vance or RNC picks someone else to be the new VP to tells the electors to now instead of voting: [Pres: trump VP: vance] its now [Pres: vance VP: whoever they find to take this role]
If both trump and vance died before the electoral votes are cast, then RNC find 2 new people to tell their electors to vote for.
(Remember Electors are selected by their parties and are usually party loyalists that aren’t gonna vote for the opposing party. Think of people like Former President Obama being an elector in his state for the democratic ticket, he aint voting trump ever, and same thing with a loyal maga supporter, they aint ever switching to vote Democrat.)
If trump died after the electoral votes are cast, vance takes the oath and become 47th president, VP is empty. vance can appoint someone to be VP with simple majority of both houses.
If both trump and vance died after the electoral votes are cast, the speaker of the house, mike johnson, swears in as Acting President (after being required to resign as speaker of the house) for the rest of the term or until someone else above them in the line of sucession becomes available to be acting president. (We dont know what happens if acting president mike johnson nominates a VP since the new VP would be above him in the line of sucession)
Only VP takes the title of “President”, everyone else in the line of sucession is not designated by the constitution but is only statutory.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 days ago
My question was a parody of the one asked hours ago. Which is why it’s a literal copy/paste until I get to the parody part. It was less about what would happen if he died, and more about how we, the public, would respond.
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Sorry I didn’t get the parody. My mind is filled with post-election despair. 😖
DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 3 days ago
That’s not strictly true, and varies by state.
Most states have faithless elector laws that may invalidate and/or penalize the elector if they attempt to cast their electoral votes contrary to the electorate votes within the state.
ogmios@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
I don’t think you’d be in a very good mood for very long if that happened.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Alright. I’ll bite. What would be the gravity of the situation?
ogmios@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Well if the second president who has openly opposed the CIA is also assassinated, people might be a wee bit ticked off.
Wahots@pawb.social 3 days ago
His gross VP and like, half the GOP would have to go with him. All the monsters like Miller are already burrowing in like a parasitic worm.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Like a parasitic worm lodged in RFK’s brain you mean.
RobotToaster@mander.xyz 3 days ago
If it isn’t really obvious he died of natural causes, whoever becomes president will have a lot of pressure on them to abolish the CIA.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Don’t worry. Weird Al will kill them! It’s a party in the CIA!
RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Right up until we have an Arch Duke situation
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Welp. Time to ban sandwiches.
xmunk@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
No, the damage is done… most Americans genuinely want the fucker.
noxy@yiffit.net 3 days ago
I don’t care what his purported job is when he dies, I’m partying when it happens.
andrewta@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I haven’t had a drink since before the turn of the century. You better belive I’m having a drink, when that fucker dies. I’d piss on his grave if I could find it and not get arrested doing it.
CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 3 days ago
He’s not worth ruining your sobriety over but I completely understand the sentiment.
PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Is this likely? I’m not there, so don’t know if this even seems likely, but I’ve seen this question twice now, which has kindled a tiny flame of hope
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I mean, he’s had 2 attempts on his life before we even got to election day. Every Ukrainian hates the mans guts. Half of this country hates the mans guts. I WANT to say that every Mexican hates him, but I can’t because he actuslly polled really well with Latinos…for some reason.
He also treats his own body like he hates himself. He eats more processed food than a family should eat.
His complexion is the weirdest color I’ve ever seen on an actual human. I almost expect him to have green hair, and break out into song. I don’t know what percentage of his body is chemicals, but I’d be surprised if it was under 20%. It’s not everyday you root FOR the cancer to win.
He flies a personal jet around the country, with his name on the side of it. Now historically anything branding his name will fail so hard that it crashes and burns. Which makes sense in this case, because his jet IS a Boeing.
In conclusion, between all of his poor diet choices, his poor life choices, his poor health choices, his poor aviation choices, and his natural aging (he is in his 70s), it’s ABSOLUTELY possible he dies at any time for almost any reason. It’s actually kind of impressive that he keeps living everyday. It’s like beating the odds just by existing.
Although, you read this question twice in one day because I thought it would be funny to parody the other question. I thought people were getting too serious in the other one. So I figured I’d present his death as the light hearted jolly event it should be!
Alice@hilariouschaos.com 3 days ago
Yall need help
solrize@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Vance becomes president. Whether you party is up to you.
Repelle@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I would. Vance is awful, but I have zero faith in his ability to hold onto trump’s cult. Things get much scarier once trump has had time to establish himself more.
Pistcow@lemm.ee 3 days ago
And if the CIA…um…does CIA things to Vance?
mkwt@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Whichever speaker is elected in the House on Jan. 3.