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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • teletext@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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    • BossDj@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And “whoever pours just enough into their cup to leave 1/10th a cup in the pot to avoid making more is the office asshole, because lo, he is also the one eating other people’s food”

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      • sweatersocialist@hexbear.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        my sibling does this to avoid having to turn off/rinse the coffee maker. they’ll make just enough coffee for like one and a third of a cup, then be like “hey you can take the rest of that coffee”. i look at it and it’s not nearly enough for even a small cup. i just leave it there, on, lol

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      • propter_hog@hexbear.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s the damned truth

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    • BlackAura@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Iirc that rule was followed here… The cam was to let you know when the fresh pot was ready?

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    • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I thought the golden rule is “it’s OK if it’s in a threeway”.

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  • hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What is my purpose?

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    • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You watch the coffee pot.

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      • Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh dregs.

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  • moody@lemmings.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Laziness is the mother of invention.

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    • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      necessity is the mother, laziness is the father.

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then, when no one was going to the breakroom (knowing the pot was empty), the pot was never filled again.

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  • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Forever replacing the job of the intern.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Shouldn’t the intern see an empty pot and then go make more?

      Seems like it would save the intern trips to check out whether it needs filled.

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  • Malgas@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hence error 418.

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  • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know Solaris when I see it.

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