What is my purpose?
xcoffee
Submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 10 months ago
moody@lemmings.world 10 months ago
Laziness is the mother of invention.
glitchdx@lemmy.world 10 months ago
necessity is the mother, laziness is the father.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Then, when no one was going to the breakroom (knowing the pot was empty), the pot was never filled again.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Forever replacing the job of the intern.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Shouldn’t the intern see an empty pot and then go make more?
Seems like it would save the intern trips to check out whether it needs filled.
Malgas@beehaw.org 10 months ago
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 10 months ago
I know Solaris when I see it.
teletext@reddthat.com 10 months ago
BossDj@lemm.ee 10 months ago
And “whoever pours just enough into their cup to leave 1/10th a cup in the pot to avoid making more is the office asshole, because lo, he is also the one eating other people’s food”
sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 10 months ago
my sibling does this to avoid having to turn off/rinse the coffee maker. they’ll make just enough coffee for like one and a third of a cup, then be like “hey you can take the rest of that coffee”. i look at it and it’s not nearly enough for even a small cup. i just leave it there, on, lol
propter_hog@hexbear.net 10 months ago
That’s the damned truth
BlackAura@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Iirc that rule was followed here… The cam was to let you know when the fresh pot was ready?
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
I thought the golden rule is “it’s OK if it’s in a threeway”.