What is my purpose?
xcoffee
Submitted 7 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 7 months ago
moody@lemmings.world 7 months ago
Laziness is the mother of invention.
glitchdx@lemmy.world 7 months ago
necessity is the mother, laziness is the father.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
Then, when no one was going to the breakroom (knowing the pot was empty), the pot was never filled again.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Forever replacing the job of the intern.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Shouldn’t the intern see an empty pot and then go make more?
Seems like it would save the intern trips to check out whether it needs filled.
Malgas@beehaw.org 7 months ago
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 7 months ago
I know Solaris when I see it.
teletext@reddthat.com 7 months ago
BossDj@lemm.ee 7 months ago
And “whoever pours just enough into their cup to leave 1/10th a cup in the pot to avoid making more is the office asshole, because lo, he is also the one eating other people’s food”
sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 7 months ago
my sibling does this to avoid having to turn off/rinse the coffee maker. they’ll make just enough coffee for like one and a third of a cup, then be like “hey you can take the rest of that coffee”. i look at it and it’s not nearly enough for even a small cup. i just leave it there, on, lol
propter_hog@hexbear.net 7 months ago
That’s the damned truth
BlackAura@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Iirc that rule was followed here… The cam was to let you know when the fresh pot was ready?
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
I thought the golden rule is “it’s OK if it’s in a threeway”.