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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The borzoi is what happens when you describe a dog to someone who’s only ever seen horses and ask them to draw it.

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fun borzoi fact: borzois feature prominently in a chapter of War and Peace (Tolstoy’s epic novel which probably would have been better titled Whatever I Fucking Feel Like Writing About Next). The narrator describes one character’s prized borzoi and mentions that he paid a family of serfs for it. He doesn’t mean the character gave money to a serf family in exchange for the dog - he means that the price of the dog was a family of serfs. Imagine being that serf family and finding out why you have to move to a new estate.

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      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        (Tolstoy’s epic novel which probably would have been better titled Whatever I Fucking Feel Like Writing About Next)

        comedy gold

        Imagine being that serf family and finding out why you have to move to a new estate.

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  • DJDarren@thelemmy.club ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Let me do it for you…

    …Kermie

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    • BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That stupid trend. But damn if it didn’t make me laugh every time

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  • Noved@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Does lemmy have useless red circle sub yet?

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    • rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      community

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  • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love stupid memes like this

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    • babybus@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is my favorite stupid meme. I upvote every repost!

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      • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Old but gold.

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  • 10_0@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do you know what sponges are made from?

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    • zedgeist@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dogs?

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  • Coreidan@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s one sad looking pizza

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    • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’re cheesy sticks, idk from which place, but yeah they’re sad looking

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s just cheesy bread from Papa John’s. It’s pretty decent.

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      • Coreidan@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        So pizza without sauce?

        Ah yes papa John’s say no more. 🤮

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  • desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    yes

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