My only issue with this is that it’s been posted in the Lemmy Shitpost community, and it’s not shit at all.
Kids a genius
Submitted 7 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/1a9ba17c-8362-44b6-94dc-6cc6383902e6.webp
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cardboardchris@lemmy.world 7 months ago
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
That’s hilarious. And that 5th grader is better at drawing (and has better handwriting) than me. Lmao
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
that’s because it probably wasn’t drawn by a fifth grader and this is another made up “my son did X in fifth grade” story
Thebular@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I get where you’re coming from and I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re right, but I used to work with kids in after-school programs doing homework help and a handful of those kids were really surprisingly talented. I saw some really cool art from some of them, so I could see this being real.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
“Mama, when does Papa comes back?”, “sorry, that loser left is weeks ago”, “ey… I can still hear you!”
Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 months ago
That’s really, really great!
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 7 months ago
Reminds me, what does a snail say while sitting on top of a turtle?
Wheeeee!
AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Your kid is currently terrorising snails.
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
It is clever and funny. There’s cartoonist talent in it. I particularly appreciate the innocent humor portrayed. Thanks for the smirk.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The bomb doesn’t explode but releases the salt
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Decoy snail
synapse1278@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Funny, but why does this snail has eyes on its body and not at the tip of its tentacles?
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 7 months ago
Because it was drawn by a 5 years old?
synapse1278@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You would have told me it is more funny to draw it this way, I would have accepted the answer. But a 10yo child should know what a snail looks like. If not, then that’s just sad.
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
You can interpret their tentacles shrank after watching the counter going down as a first getting away reactionbor a panic reaction.
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Any adult would be proud to have made this.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Mood
lvxferre@mander.xyz 7 months ago
What’s the bomb for? Is he paying rent for the shell?
LilDumpy@lemmy.world 7 months ago
He’s Explosive Ordinance Disposal, but his time ran out to diffuse the bomb.
snaprails@feddit.uk 7 months ago
They have laws that explode now?
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 months ago
Kids be training to fight immortal snail early. Good on them.
fushuan@lemm.ee 7 months ago
This not the joke, the joke is that the snail put a 60 minute timer and is still in a hurry to escape because of how slow it is.
Red_October@lemmy.world 7 months ago
How are you gonna murder one joke by explaining it, while trying to murder a second joke?
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 months ago
Lol i thought the joke is the kid sadistically put a 60min bomb and the snail is hurrying away. Whichever it is, kids is dang funny sometime