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Kids a genius

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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Kids be training to fight immortal snail early. Good on them.

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    • fushuan@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This not the joke, the joke is that the snail put a 60 minute timer and is still in a hurry to escape because of how slow it is.

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      • Red_October@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        How are you gonna murder one joke by explaining it, while trying to murder a second joke?

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      • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Lol i thought the joke is the kid sadistically put a 60min bomb and the snail is hurrying away. Whichever it is, kids is dang funny sometime

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  • cardboardchris@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My only issue with this is that it’s been posted in the Lemmy Shitpost community, and it’s not shit at all.

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s hilarious. And that 5th grader is better at drawing (and has better handwriting) than me. Lmao

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    • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      that’s because it probably wasn’t drawn by a fifth grader and this is another made up “my son did X in fifth grade” story

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      • Thebular@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I get where you’re coming from and I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re right, but I used to work with kids in after-school programs doing homework help and a handful of those kids were really surprisingly talented. I saw some really cool art from some of them, so I could see this being real.

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  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Mama, when does Papa comes back?”, “sorry, that loser left is weeks ago”, “ey… I can still hear you!”

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s really, really great!

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  • dutchkimble@lemy.lol ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reminds me, what does a snail say while sitting on top of a turtle?

    Wheeeee!

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  • AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your kid is currently terrorising snails.

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  • selokichtli@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It is clever and funny. There’s cartoonist talent in it. I particularly appreciate the innocent humor portrayed. Thanks for the smirk.

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The bomb doesn’t explode but releases the salt

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  • RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Decoy snail

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  • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Funny, but why does this snail has eyes on its body and not at the tip of its tentacles?

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    • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because it was drawn by a 5 years old?

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      • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You would have told me it is more funny to draw it this way, I would have accepted the answer. But a 10yo child should know what a snail looks like. If not, then that’s just sad.

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    • selokichtli@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You can interpret their tentacles shrank after watching the counter going down as a first getting away reactionbor a panic reaction.

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  • jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Any adult would be proud to have made this.

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mood

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  • lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s the bomb for? Is he paying rent for the shell?

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    • LilDumpy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He’s Explosive Ordinance Disposal, but his time ran out to diffuse the bomb.

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      • snaprails@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They have laws that explode now?

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